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It's here when you need it (without GF influence, although I do wonder if that will make it more boring). The other one can still be used in emergencies, of course.

The Dalai's bringing the lamas and the llamas. Please pick up your mooncups, placenta, yak hair beanbags etc and bring them round. Don't forget the wine.

I'll start the ooooooommmmmmmmmmm-ing

Flip that tape over for me, could you please? You're closer and since I've lost the ability to walk after my ninth cookie, it would be safer.

Thanks. The other side is Benedictine Nuns. Lovely.

Actually folks. All this Yak fur is going for my asthma. I going to head off for an antihistamine. When Brad gets back could you keep him warmed and oiled for tomorrow? Thanks...

Night!

hello

Good evening Whymummy - I've warmed a spot for you. Watch out for girly though.... she's had too much bailey's! She's sprawled out on the floor over there and I nearly tripped over her!

im new here,dont know whats going on,help!!

Pull up a bean bag... grab a cannabis cookie and chill maaaaaaaaan! If gilry hasn't eaten them all!

Girly?? Are you conscious????

Brad will be back in a sec with more baileys and he does a grrreat massage!

oh,ok i like that!! i`ve had 3 smirnoff ice watching the football,you really turning me into an alcoholic

where`s girly gone then?is she really unconscious?

She must be! I threw her a cookie and I haven't heard a peep from her since.

And I'm afraid I'm retiring to me Eider down duvet....

Is that Yak fur not amiking you itch??

Night. Looks like you've got Brad all to yourself.

im off too,im having a long hot bath
night everyone!!

Where's Brad is he still there...?

Bra-ad oh Bra-ad I'm waiting...

Sorry girls I waylaid Brad out behind the composting toilets Oh, any by the way I'm baaaaaaaaaaack, have you missed me? Pass the cookies bubbly.....

Have you sll gone to bed already?

So much for the welcome party...I was hoping for cannabis cookies and nettle wine.

Ho-hum, well I guess it's just me and Brad then. Oh I have missed life in the Yurt.....

anais, signing off and heading off to her sleeping bag with Brad and a Biiiiiiiiiig grin (how do I do those big grins again???)

Hey anais ... where have you been hiding?? Everyone has passed out but I am on lookout to make sure the cops don't turn up ... mind you if they are all tall and handsome then they don't stand a chance!!
While everyone else is asleep I am helping myself to that quality weed over there ... but don't tell anyone will you??
Uh oh ... headrush ... now I've got the munchies ... I don't suppose anyone has any hula hoops have they??
Oh maaaaaan, this stuff is goooooooooooood ....
Oh, Brad, is that you? Why don't you come and sit with me for a while ... everyone else is asleep ... best not disturb them at the moment hey?

anais, nice to see you back

Sorry about last night ladies, the poxy pc crashed and it would not work again and i was too stoned to try....

Now where's Brad, bet he's exhausted

This is obviously a very clique-y yurt - no-one's welcomed me in yet (I have got a x-large box of Godiva's if anyone's interested)

Ooooh - hello, Sezza! Come on in!!

Thanks soupdragon, so there is someone who cares! I bet you only want me for my Godivas

Not at all, honest. Goodness, everyone will think I'm a chocolholic. Fancy a chocolate fudge brownie and an EBM latte with cocoa dusting?

Um .... Brad is having a bit of time out ... I tired him out whilst you were all sleeping ...
Now it is time for me to go to bed ... just after I have checked out some more threads ...

Soupdragon - do you have any nutmeg? Mmmmmm.

I get weighed tonight so I'm laying off the cookies. Don't want to get the munchies!

I just thought I'd come in to listen to some nature sounds music..... ahhhhhh. I'll just get myself rooted here and kill some time before lunch. Rice cake anyone??

Yep, here's some nutmeg. Freshly grated.