Berrie, Lyra, Oggs and Zeb chat thread

[MatthewBellamysMuse]

Number 13?

Nope, but thanks for the thought. It's Oggs who's in love with him, or is it someone else this week?

I'm now scratching my head. I thought you were in love with Edward?

Yes, Edward. He is not Edward.

Not my Edward, anyway. Not even close.

Are you denying it?

well oggs, you've got previous. DT? Lee who?!!

i'm doing this on my sofa watching holby with my lovely new phone. Ain't technology great?

He's my Edward.

My first, my last, My everything

Lyra, I'm shocked that you think I'm so fickle . Whatever gave you that idea?

i'm doing this on my sofa watching holby with my lovely new phone. Ain't technology great?

You're watching Holby on your phone?

i'm doing this on my sofa watching holby with my lovely new phone. Ain't technology great?

Clearly you haven't mastered it yet because you've posted that 3 times

Morning all. Thought you'd been having a long conversation without me but it was just Zeb triple posting!

One lesson this morning then I need to go into the village and make appointments at the Doctors Dentist, hairdresser and I'm thinking of a spray tan. I've never had one but I'm thinking that my wobbly, lardy bits might look better wih a bit of colour...but is it a little... ...chavvy?(for wont of a better word)

It is a little bit chavvy if it's a deep orangey brown colour. something more subtle would be fine. Do you get a colour chart to choose the exact shade?

Back to the laptop, it's much easier than the phone.

Berrie, spray tans are only chavvy if you go for the orange wag look, with added streaks. I use one of those tinted body moisturisers like Holiday Skin or something, otherwise my natural skin tone is blue. White is the colour I go after 3 months of sitting in the sun.

I usually use those holiday skin things too but as my legs look more and more muttony they don't really do the job any more. I will have to sit in the bath with a loofa for a day if it comes out orange. i don't know how you choose the colour. Maybe if I ask for a bit stronger than holiday skin lotion but not orange they'll come up with the goods?

I've just spent the morning finishing the jobs in the bathroom that twat-face failed to complete . Now I shall reward myself with an hour spent with my book.

Oh, and the heating engineer who was supposed to be fixing my leaky boiler hasn't turned up, surprise surprise. He was supposed to be here at 9am.

Btw, I'm reading Interview With The Vampire by Anne Rice. It's ok but not a patch on Twilight. These vampires sleep in coffins and kill humans every night yet somehow remain undetected despite living in the same apartment for decades. And there's a freaky vampire child and they have fangs and can't go out in sunlight. All wrong .

Well I've booked my fake tan!

Can you reccomend any holiday reads Lyra? Have you tried The Host?

I usually buy crap books for holiday, leave them there and use the extra weight allowance for wine.

Yes, the Twilight series

Yes but I wouldn't want to leave that! Also...you know how you get into a sort of fever...it's an addiction...I'm not sure I want to fall into that again now I'm free!

What? You mean it's possible to quit this addiction?

Not sure if I want to...

Embrace the fever, Berrie. although if you read them on holiday your husband and children wont see you for days
I'm just trying to leave a reasonable amount of time between my second and third readings