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good morning
who's about? (er look at the threads and you'll see!)

Go with flum's!!!

help me choose - hat, coat, shoes, dress - do you really take any notice?

or.....

leave his boxers on the floor
sprinkle when he tinkles (gaaaaAAHHH!! At expression, not idea...)
rinse the sink when he shaves
fart in bed
clean the toilet bowl

I have every symptom of pregnancy Google brought up and am two weeks late, but haven't thought to do a pregnancy test - could I be pregnant?

PMSL at some of these! You're all cheering up an otherwise dull afternoon!

Oh yes eis!!!

Have gone with Flums but love your ideas Moondog. Remember them for when it is next raining in Van and you turn to Mumsnet for its scintillating chat.

Help! The only thing my children eat is stolen grapes which I have to feed them in a trolley!!!!

Oh I'm soooooglad that you went with flum's md!!
You will note that I have helped out a little.
(Funnily enough, it is a wet afternoon in Van...)

what should you be doing instead

md????!! That's ME!! lm rather!!
Now a terminal barking basket case.

Oi Oi! You are speaking to the Queen of stolen grapes! But at least, mine don't eat them under duvets.

Birth by c-section = slacker's paradise
Health visitors stalk the land terrorising mothers

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Why don't people search the archives!!!

marina - ROFL!!

don't you cod?

marina - ROFL!!

whoops!

Oh lm....shoulders shaking, face an unattractive shade of red, mouth creased in unladylike mirth....

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Those bland threads are fair flying along. Of the two, dh's breakfast seems to be getting slightly more responses than dh's sexual performance, but hey, perhaps we need to wait for those wild eveing posters to enter the debate.

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