mn thread cliches

[cod]

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what about edam?

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psycho, I wouldn't get too excited, it's usually 'Calling XXXX, did you get my email/text/knitting pattern?'

urban school selection nightmares
MY daycare is wonderful, the rest of you chose pants
Strange school-gate behaviour in Surrey

know
who cares

what do you call your childs privates

Where does this apostrophe go?/Check out this crap punctuation!

(I quite like those though....)

MMR
Gina Ford

MIL threads are pretty popular too

aren't my children cute?

Shall I shag a married man

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actually these are old ones - I am a bit behind these days

Toys for boys advice from the Cod

'Here's my picture aren't I gorgeous? No, say I am, go on. Am I? Oh, you shouldn't have, I'm not really, I'm an old heifer in real life, it's a very flattering picture from years ago before kids'

guilty

tablecloths, the modern take on them
bats
grapes
lost toys

How do I get him/her to eat healthy food that is low in sugar salt and anything remotely resembling flavour?

if you don't bake twice a day, are you a bad parent? (probably)

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how fat are you, which diet is the best, how to lose weight, I need to lose 10 stone by next month etc. etc. - we're all a bit obsessed

where do you live

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thongs: they should be banned