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Why is it me that has to do all the housework/washing/cooking/childcare?

......because only you care.
......because you are too tight to shell out for a housekeeper to look after your poor family

The CSA are bastards
(guilty)

Why are all other mothers crap? They should watch me and pick up some tips

And of course all the site stuff ones...

" Is it me, or is MN running slow.." (No it's you - why don't you upgrade your shit computer?)

" Can we have a thread for...."

" Is Tech good-looking?"

There's something really revolting going on with my bits/arse/kid's arse/cat's puke (pic attached)

Has anyone mentioned baby pasta yet?

Is my DH/DP having an affair? He works late, goes away a lot, has £800 mobile bills, looks tired all the time, takes a lot of showers, shouts other women's names in his sleep and we haven't had sex for 8 months. But I really love him.

Do you and your partner talk?

Do you and your partner cuddle?

Does your partner hit you?

Why do people write thud on my threads?

(BAAAD Hunker, naughty naughty!)

Can I earn £2000 a month form home with no childcare by selling homemade cards on the internet?

you're all wicked

....ly funny.

this is very very very funny I have leaked it is so funny

PMSL laughing at you Suzywong!

ROFL ediemay. v v v wicked

can you recommend anything for leaks?

cheese sauce

other favourite threads:
me & my pelvic floor
suzywong's brownie's, how to get 1,000 calories into a square inch of confectionery

"I earn £80K a year, my children are beautiful and academically gifted, my husband is hung like a horse.... why do I feel so depressed...?"

What is the most useful item of baby equipment you ever bought?
Trip Trap high chair- is it worth the money?
What is it like in Cleethorpes/Bahamas/Lanzarote/Puerto Pollensa etc?
Mark Warner/Club Med/Center Park holidays

Could someone start "what colour socks does your dh/dp wear"? the breakfast thead is killing me

DH is looking at porn!
DH has been mg!
DH is a Chav - and it's not a joke
Chav MIL is looking at porn and m*g!
I have 18kg of veal mince in the freezer - what can I do?

snurk!

double snurk!!!!

norty i love you

GhostofNatt I have tears rolling down my face and am being looked at funny by colleague...

has anyone mentioned ear-piercing and babies yet?