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Cath Kidston - why?
It's the third hour of half-term and I feel like sticking needles in my eyes

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"I'm selling all my clothes & family - any offers?"

Child won't:

use spoon
give up dummy
give up bottle
sleep through the night

ermm how many adults do you know that need

to be fed by mates
a dummy to calm them down
will only drink from bottle
cry when they wake in night and won't go back to sleep without milk

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Now now people... this wouldn't be a thread that lists all of the no go areas of MN is it?? Any new MN'ers reading this thread might back off!!

After all we're not all skilled at thinking of thread subjects that haven't been done before.... and not all are focussed on starting threads that are unique and funny!!

Life is life and unfortunately its repetative, the same issues crop up on MN as the same issues crop up in life all the time! Some issues are boring....

What do you put in your kids' packed lunches.

Lots of variations oon the "I hate other people's children" theme.

( have ikea-rip-off kath k bedspread)

Lakeland.

BTW... will someone please stop me posting as I'm actually supposed to be working.

• Bras for Sale

- Has anyone got any free clothes (I can later sell on Ebay) - My 5 year old DS is a monster - Hurrah I've won a MN competition/ Why haven't I won a MN competition?

cod - there are some adult thumb suckers though (maybe dummies as well in the privacy of their bedroom?)

My grisly stinky colleague (one for you Toothy )

Anyone got a discount code for Harrods? Quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

apt emoticon there bundle, can see column of steam rising all the way from EC2

oral sex tips involving mints etc
controlled crying - still don't know what that is
am I in labour? Not if you're typing
He's a bastard
My kid has only eaten mini jaffa cakes for the past 6 weeks while watching Bob the Builder ( oops, sounds familiar)

All celebrity mothers are intimidating twigs

My child is so Gifted and Talented it's such a worry

Do "no cry sleep solutions" work? (of course not, or noone would ever do controlled crying)

Glad you said that Mo2 re clothes and eBay. Thought it was just me being smallminded. There was a woman on the other day basically asking for everything and anything forher unborn child and she gor loads of offers!

Maybe that just demonstrates what nice people most MNers are however?

am i in labour, not if your typing

laughing out loud at these. people are startiong to stare.

you are very funny ladies

mooncup, anyone??
and
what should i pack in my hospital bag?

Going on holiday with children?

Is it possible?

Ermm yes who else is going to carry your bags

Any tips on how to be even more of a sex goddess whilst preparing haute cuisine meals for my gorgeous, perfect DH and helping all 5 Mozarts with their violin practice? oh, and how would you vote and why?

Should I buy an E3??