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I'm guilty Enid. I'm just a nosey, lazy bitch

Also my sense of humour is too bad - I have the potential to cause offence without thinking.

I did genuinely comment on someone's nice shelves though

PMSL @ FF - you're on form today!

Recipes: My fish fingers are thawing
member profiles: QUITE a profile!
Relationships: Am I being unreasonable? DH is eating 113 cornettos a day....

shelves
or "hmm thats a nice tattto - classy"

remind me not to post on member proflies again

Relationships: Am I being unreasonable? DH is eating 113 cornettos a day....

...could this be a sign of homosexual tendencies?

take alook at MY MEMBER

one even has jam on it

I daren't click on that (being at work!)

its ok
its chilled

rofl fishfinger will never eat a cornetto again!

Enid, hilarious, you are a woman after my own heart "oooo, your babyeeee is soooooo cute" (despite it's unfeasibly large head and big jowels)

how poor Happydaddy feels now

I have to go was supposed to leave early today.

Have to go out for bf's b'day tonight. Got him an iPod mini though so am in the good books.

My parting (poor) effort is..

My red rug has cornetto on it - top tips for removal please - I have my member at the ready

[email protected] melted cornetto

hilaiorus
forgot abot he rug

moh
check yer inbox

not a cliche

ok 'hun' will l8a

tee hee

firMly

eeeeeeeeeeeeeer hmm now can i get that emauil back.......

i've not paid my mortgage for 2 years - why is my house getting reposessed?

i farta round on mn all day
why is my house a mess?

Boys names
Gils names
Am I?????

I have loads to do 0- tell me to get off MN

get iff