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Quick survey: ........ LM, you started it !

TV watching - how could you forget that old chestnut.

and smacking of course! - fireworks when that gets discussed

nannies: why don't they think like me?

Cod, I can understand posting the kids and not yourself. My kids are quite appealing, sadly I'm not and wouldn't want to shatter any illusions...

"I'd like your opinion on XXX, please don't post unless you agree with me though, 'cos I'll scweam."

I like the pink poo thread! or should baby's poo have snail shells in it / cat food / sand ohh lovely!

What colour is baby sick?

does pc plum fancy archie?

Boys' clothes without pictures of skulls/hand grenades
McDonalds corporate evil personified
Stupid nasty philandering men

here's what I haven't done coz i've spent all day on mumsnet. why is my life a mess?

I am a fat sod, hlep.
Jogging.
Sit-ups.

why is my house a mess?

my kids uneducated/starving?

husband disinterested/having an affair/leaving me?

ermmmm coz of spending all day on mumsnet again

can mumsnet be held up in divorce court?

Private schools are the work of the devil/I would never send my precious little darling to a nasty state school

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My kids will only eat crap (errr....perhaps because that's what you are buying week in week out?)

Loved "Boys' clothes without pictures of skulls/hand grenades" Marina! Do they exist?

working mum vs SAHM
bottle vs breast
turkey twizzlers vs home cornfed organic chicken
Hi 5 vs the wiggles

Scared of labour, will it be awful?

That was my first one and have seen it on here so many times.

People perpetuated the myth that it was ok then. It was in reality far far worse than I could ever had imagined

Yeah lm! I'll buy some of those!

Carla, did I start the quick survey idea? I thought I was copying!

I love the way you get a huge amount of replies simply by asking the most bland question which just happens to be about you or your children. Do you think it works about your dh/dp too? Shall I try?

Yes.

lonley mum. do 'is your dp/dh anygood in bed'

Give us title then. Has to be bland and referring only to dh/dp, not to do with children at all. Does your dh/dp.........?