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Is MN the best for filth - links to others please

"i have burnt titie witties poor hunny bunny me"

"I'm not flouncing but someone said a howwid thing to me so I'm leavng MN and not coming back"

"internet insults -worse than real life?"

PMSL @ HOWWID

" member profiles" "!gawd my kids a minger"

Member Profiles : Does my child look like a troll to you?

( by the wya everyone - whathappeend to all t he new aged crsytal poeple?)

memebr porfiles - say somthing nice perleeeeeeease

(Disappeared in a puff of incense, FF )

Member Profiles: I'm a munter, there's no denying it

your triplets are sooooooooooo sweet!

And continuing with smut..

"Sorry, would love to help, but I can't its against Health & Safety"

lol at munter and triplets
m oh you make me LARF

Member Profiles: Just wanted to say hi (soft porn warning)

( not thread title)

Find me a holiday

What should I eat this week

Should I wear my Wednesday knickers on Wednesday even though they'r ein the wash pile?

should I wear any knickers ata ll and have a bald muff - mens advice needed

( ooh watch out smut)

I've got a lovely pair of tits in my garden

(I'm a twitcher, honest)

Member Profiles: Look at my Member!
Recipes: My cornetto's gone all stiff. What can I do?

splutter..pmsl

snort!

I think there should be a visitor counter on member profiles pages so we can see how many people have logged on to look at a pic then immediately logged straight off without posting an encouraging message

threadkillers wanted

erm thats me normaly
normally think god and htats GOOD photo?

..My cornettos gone all soft, would a putting it in a freezer help?