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cod · 26/04/2005 14:03

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LemonDrizzle · 04/05/2005 15:14

you're all making fun of me, can I flounce?

Pauliepops · 04/05/2005 15:16

Only if you're in a clique........

FLUM · 04/05/2005 15:17

I am on Kate Mosses boyfriends diet. Why is my nose sore? Why have I dissappeared?

Why is lemondrizzle clearly not as intolerant as she tries to make out?

LemonDrizzle · 04/05/2005 15:19

FLUM, was that a real dig?

FLUM · 04/05/2005 15:19

I might have sex tonight. Could I be pregnant tomorrow. If I was how would I suddenly be two weeks pregnant already? are all the doctors on drugs?

moondog · 04/05/2005 15:20

Which pregnancy test should I use on my gerbil? Clear blue or Early response?
She has been helping himself to my secret stash of chocolate. Could this affect the results?
She is on day 324 of her cycle.

FLUM · 04/05/2005 15:20

not really LD, it was a kind one. you seem far to light hearted, go tback to your thread and be more miserable please. you are clearly not taking this seriously enough

LemonDrizzle · 04/05/2005 15:21

sorry, had a sense of humour faliure for a minute there.

FLUM · 04/05/2005 15:21

All my family are dead. Why am I so sad?

FLUM · 04/05/2005 15:21

sorry, everyone is going to complain about me now.

sorry
sorry
sorry

darn black sense of humour

FLUM · 04/05/2005 15:23

My family have come back to life. I still hate them. Why aren't they more like me? Is it because they are gerbils?

Pauliepops · 04/05/2005 15:25

Someone put the gerbil on the gas BBQ, will the smell annoy my neighbours???

HappyDaddy · 04/05/2005 15:34

Neighbour is banging on my bbq, can I throw the cat at them? Am I a loony?

What's the recipe for gerbil / cocaine love?

My MIL has two eyes, does this make her evil?

FLUM · 04/05/2005 15:46

Dogs and babies. Do they go?

Anyone got a recipe?

Pauliepops · 04/05/2005 15:54

Only if they are organic and you make it yourself from scratch.................on your gas BBQ!

Flum · 20/05/2005 15:52

Can you freeze fresh sparrows?

WigWamBam · 20/05/2005 15:58

A sparrow ate my cat, could it be pregnant?

101StressPuppy · 20/05/2005 16:03

Dogsitter ate my other pets, could she be pregnant?

Blu · 22/05/2005 23:17

Site Stuff: can we have a Firearms Board, please, tech, please?
Recipes: Pheasant - should it be well hung?
Health: DS (3m) has shot stuck in his gum.Is this ok when weaning?
Legal: Does anyone have the number of Tony Martin's solicitor? PPH? Judgeflounce/ Anyone?
Relationships: DH is a murderous bastard. Isn't it great?

Thud · 22/05/2005 23:18

PMSL

highlander · 23/05/2005 03:49

my baby hangs off my tits 24/7 and is gaining 2lbs every week: MIL wants to know if he's getting enough milk?

I'm pregnant. Which brand of formula should I buy just in case the gerbil gets hungry?

PooPooGirl · 24/06/2005 13:52

If I eat speed will i get thin?

PooPooGirl · 24/06/2005 13:55

..and 'can bumps get pregnant?'

PooPooGirl · 24/06/2005 14:34

Member Profiles: Me on the toilet!*

hunkermunker · 14/07/2005 16:41

Look at my tits, they're lovely and covered in jam.