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mn thread cliches

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cod · 26/04/2005 14:03

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HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 17:24

FLUM, what makes you think she doesn't know? We share everything.

Exceptt bubbly's lopsided nip!

ThePreciousIdiot · 28/04/2005 17:25

I'm in need of attention, should I start a goodbye thread?

bubbly1973 · 28/04/2005 17:26

tpi...no, just change your name to 'judgeflounce' then post a topic...alternativly post a thread about turkey basters...sure to get even more

what would be even better is if you post a topic using the name judgeflounce about turkeybasters!

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 17:29

Or ask for help in frantically searching for a beloved pet, when you're clearly still typing on here and not searching at all.

Or maybe I'm too cynical.

beansprout · 28/04/2005 17:30

HD - say it isn't so!!!

ThePreciousIdiot · 28/04/2005 17:31

HD are you me? is it like fight club?

You didn't also have the urge to change you name to 'magpie' earlier did you?

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cod · 28/04/2005 17:38

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suedonim · 28/04/2005 18:21

Does NCT make gerbils feel like failures and unwelcome at coffee morning cliques?

ThePreciousIdiot · 28/04/2005 18:24

I've lost my child, where could she be?

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 21:27

No, I wasn't magpie.

I did attack a baby black bird, though.

Beetroot · 28/04/2005 21:29

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HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 21:45

My dad's bigger than your dad.

hunkermunker · 28/04/2005 21:57

Where can I buy a gerbil? I need to do a pregnancy test.

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 22:47

Are you as sexy as a chicken speaking the Queen's English?

FLUM · 29/04/2005 13:39

I have just eaten 2 eclairs and a tube of toffoes. Why am I fat? Could I be pregnant?

Is breast best? (for gerbils)

hunkermunker · 30/04/2005 23:25

I'm still breastfeeding my four-year-old gerbil (and feeding him McD's the rest of the time). Could I be pregnant/arrested?

JoolsToo · 30/04/2005 23:26

yes

oops · 30/04/2005 23:49

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hunkermunker · 01/05/2005 00:44

My gerbil bites when he breastfeeds. Could he be pregnant? Or arrested?

Whizzz · 01/05/2005 18:46

Can you help - I'm going out later, should I wear this top or the one hanging on the door ?

FLUM · 03/05/2005 13:41

I loved this thread, is it time to say goodbye?

Is it ok to leave my baby to park the car for me while I browse round Monsoon?

HappyDaddy · 03/05/2005 14:04

Can my gerbil park in a parent / child space?

FLUM · 03/05/2005 14:06

3 - oldest gerbil to concieve, is it selfish? also said gerbil had previously left baby gerbils in cage while popped to the butchers

HappyDaddy · 03/05/2005 14:47

Do gerbils under 12 get discounts on holidays?

Can I park my gerbil in a P&T space?

Blu · 03/05/2005 14:55

Centerparcs - Any tips?
Centerparcs q - do luxury executive villas at Oasis Whinfell have a roof? it isn't mentioned in the brochure...
Centerparcs - I don't like the spellng, is this normal?
Centerparcs - I can't think of any questions to ask - is this because I have read the brochure?
Centerparcs - Anyone ever taken a gerbil?