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Blu. most amusing. snigger.

Centerparcs - Is this what the country is like?
Centerparcs - Why do the logs burn for EXACTLY 2.5 hours?

Help needed, I'm on flight VA000, seat 13B. Has anyone else sat there? Any tips?

PMSL@whizz!

a cat just pooed on my football will an E-cloth get it off?

At what age should I allow my ds to play with my airgun?

cannot believe i missed this thread...it has soooo made me pmsl!!

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THIS THREAD BEFORE AND COULD DO WITH A LAUGH DO.

its a laugh at ourselves by the way.................

Think I might be pregnant for my gerbil whose a chav innit.

Can't believe what dd just did!

sorry Magscat

Does being able to name all the birds int the park mak eme middle class?

Does being able to name all the chavs in the park make me working class?

Does being able to name all the pregnant gerbils in my street make me a mumsnetter?

My nanny just ate my out of date DD

Wheres cod?

My nanny just fed dd my out of date fishcakes.

.................. coudl there be al ink

Oh sod it - there are so many takes on my thread title - go ahead... knowck yourselves out!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

ermm can't think of one now though

Can't believe what my pregnant gerbil chav just did!

I don't like Mondays, am I unreasonable?

My cat gave birth to a football. Am I middle class?

My dp is a drug user. Am I Kate Moss?

My dp is kelly brook. Am I a lucky b*stard?

I am twice the size of Kate Moss, must I leave drug taking dp?

or could I be pregnant?

I hate everyone. Am I attention seeking / a chav / a gerbil / pregnant / a clique? delete as appropriate.

Cocaine. Is it a viable weightloss option?

Are Fck and Cnt swear words? Can i use them to my kids? Can I use them to my gerbil?

My DP is a gerbil. Should I be locked up?

I'm on the Kate Moss diet. Why are my fingers sore?

Cocaine versus Slimmers World...Discuss

if I take cocaine can I still shop at Lidl?

Does taking cocaine make me middle class?

When can I give it to dd?