Things That Mumsnet Will Not Tolerate

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Not working
Being rich
Extra-marital affairs

please add to the list of things that, if mentioned in passing, are guaranteed to derail a thread.

Cleaning your loo brush in the dishwasher!

Pretty much every thread has been done a thousand times at this point

Someone saying they're either well off or poor. Both typically meet with competitive responses from people claiming to be much more the thing being claimed.

Enjoying your life and having a large mortgage. You should be buying yellow sticker food only, buy clothes from vinted and holiday's should be self catering in a tent in order to pay off your mortgage when you're 35 and never have any debt.

Threads that start with we have a joint income of £250k pa but we’re struggling, don’t go down too well (understandably).

Having a child named Bradley or Chardonnay.

And if able to drive, not liking driving in the dark or driving on motorways.

I was annoyed last week when I saw the list of new KC barristers.

All the men were Mr.

The women were variously Mrs, Miss or Ms. Why do we need to know their marital status. They didn't need to mention titles at all.

I get Christmas presents for family members' pets and I wrap them up.

Anyone who writes me (F28), my partner (M31) and our Ddog (M7) or variations on that theme.

Men. Women married to men (aka male sympathisers)

Wearing white or beige to a wedding, even if your dress looks nothing like a wedding dress, and similar dresses are being sold in lots of outlets like Phase Eight - targeted at: - weddings.

And intolerant people. MN will not tolerate intolerant people.

I am completely on board with that. Women are not incubators.

Ha yes! they are all thick, mad, selfish and fabulously wealthy , probably narcissistic and eat horrible unhealthy food

1. Not giving ALL pertinent information in the opening post (if you add further info, you are committing the heinous crime MN calls 'drip feeding')
2. Posts being too long, too well written or 'wordy' (you must be AI and this isn't a writing competition you know 🙄

And humans should not be bought and sold!

Make that more than one glass a year

Saying your child’s age in months or weeks.

‘My dd is 56 weeks old’

Game over.

Gender reveals

Ham sandwiches. Evil.