a good slapping!!!!

[bea]

noooo! not children!!! we don't want to stir up that hornets nest do we!!!

no i mean hands up if you feel those Sheer Blonde Girls "alex and Brit" need a good slapping! i have never been so irritated by an advert and find them incredibley frightening!... do people like this really exist?... i fear they have been to sulky smoulder school to perfect their stares to the camera!!!

or horrors of horrors.... does it really mean i yearn for 'sheer blonde' hair! and am just jealous!

I don't think so!!!

who else do you think deserves a good slapping!!!???

Just remembered where I saw aforementioned disgusting lips on Julia Roberts: Oceans Eleven. Good film, shame about her mouth. Saucer of milk for me too then

Star, good point!!

I had a door-to-door salesman trying to sell me double glazing whilst I was shutting the door on him. I'd tried being polite but he wouldn't go away!

Male colleagues who claim they wished they only worked 3 days. Well go to HR and request it! Like I did.

ks - ROFL

Natalie Imbruglia and her "you're worth it" ad!

I'll second that batey, I used to be best friends with natalie imbruglia and she needs slapping for a lot more than the you're worth it ad.

Name dropping ????? are we ?????
So come on spill the beans !

No beans to spill....When I was in la an aussie soap star rented a room from me when she came to la to make it. And then when she left another one arrived and another one and another one. I met Natalie through that crowd. None of the aussie soaps are on in the us so I hadn't heard of any of them and for a long time had no idea how famous they were in australia and the uk. When natalie's record started doing well, her head got bigger and bigger til she couldn't fit through the door and I got fed up and we parted ways.

Dp's yoga teacher gives N I lessons whenever she's in the UK; at first he was incredibly excited and honoured as he thought she was gorgeous, but having got to know her he doesn't hesitate to tell anyone how pompous and thick she is, and that she's not much cop in the flesh....probably not very professional of him to bitch about clients but made us all feel better! (And she's not very good at yoga either)

Mopsy is his name alaric or something like that. I used to do yoga with her at her house with him. He was too strict for me. But he is right she is pompous and thick (not just brainwise).

Call me a twisted old witch but this NI info is making me feel quite cheery

While we're on the subject, I think she looks like a scary minger in that ad.

Somebody ought to tell her that clumpy mascara is just soooo unappealing. Miaow

and she's thin.

Ooooooh - a snipe about thin people now huh? I would like to nominate overweight people who constantly bitch about thin people

Although I do bitch about big breasted women - well there really is no need to have a couple of watermelons on your chest is there?

doesn't it make you wonder why NI has a new boyfriend every 3 weeks....

The worst thing's got to be thin women with huge breasts.

Sofia his real name is boring old Richard, but he felt it to be insufficient in terms of yogic mystique.

Definitely a scary minger.

richard....now that's funny. I have to say, I thought he was gay...
Could someone tell an ignorant american what a scary minger is? I'm assuming it's not nice.

Interesting - DH is yoga teacher but he has a normal name... maybe he should change it - he might get more clients !

Sofia - to describe someone as minging it is to say that they are looking rough, haggard, generally unappealing and unattractive.....oh dear, seem to have just described myself

Mopsy, I am seriously worried now! I am thin with big boobs! Do I qualify in the most hated status? Mind you, after breast feeding 3 kids, I should add that they are more 'stretching towards my navel' rather than 'pert and pouting'

's alright Oxocube, I don't hate them I'm just jealous - pre-children that was me, now I'm not thin and the boobs aren't big.

oxocube...you could have bee describing me....