Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Hmm, my pic didn't post - this was my suggested palete cleanser

FFS MN - don't you like my pic?

Ok I'll try another one of my suggested palete cleanser, I may have a few.....

Mind you, there's not much that is clean about him, I reckon he's pure filth. So that means dessert has to be:

Fancy WTAF is that first one all about???
Ooooh, a nice spoonful of Father Vega to finish me off

I'm just mixing things up a bit fluff - he's one from my extensive list of hot boffable men, from the 'in uniform & grubby' subgroup.

OIT!!!!!!!!!!! Get back and finish the old thread.

I'm trying!!!!!

Done it! And can I just say that finishing off myself the thread with a picture of Aramis' cock was pretty damn stylish
Just in case any of you missed it, here it is again

That wasn't the last post on there fluff - I added some Father Vega spreadage

You're loons

Inconvneient cat is sleeping with his hed on the keyboard. If I start ty[ng gibberish, then you know why (that's my excuse)

I want this HBF please....

Not that odd I'm awake, I guess.
I am quite surprised by what happened.
When Helen suggested a fight, aka Drink era, that's not how I recall things going even back then.

First, I get told I'm a petulant twat. By Badders. A bit harsh.
And then I get told to:
Shut The Fuck Up And
Fuck The Fuck Off
By Madame.
And Fluff Concurs.

STFU and FTFO are actually quite rude, don't ya think.
Do you think it's normal conduct?
I don't say it to my Dh. Do you? To your colleagues?
Or do you just save it for on-line?
I'm not your whipping boy.
I'm surprised MNHQ didn't intervene.

Morning wenches! The sun is shining (even though it's fecking freezing) and Santi-dressed-as-Aramis was on excellent form last night so let's have a bitof this, shall we?
order more waterproof sheets for the Emporium

Morning wenches ...... It's a new dawn, it's a new day ..... And I am exhausted due to a full on tied up by Dog to a bedstead and literally shagged senseless dream..... We were in his house ..... It was very beige ...... And then we ate pizza (am I stereo typing him do you think?)

Honestly when I woke up it had been so real - it took me a while to realise it did not happen kicks reality and I actually still can't get out of my bed - so may just have to curl back over into bed and hope the old subconscious kicks in for a further few mins .......

Morrrrning.

Well! I see you were all busy with your scissors & glue sticks & your Santi scrapbooks while I was away.

I think i'm going to have to buy a new laptop just so I can post pics properly again. Desperate times.

Tart, as you seem to be able to tell your subconscious to do stuff & it obliges, can you send some Soccer Aid vibes across the Atlantic? I think we need to exploit the sleep-deprived mess that must be Santiago's head right now.

obs before any of that, you started with the swearing at people when you said to helen, "do fuck off dear."

Lovely pix on this thread

And now I need to pack and move house. Have good days all xxx

Morning wenches. Have good days all. Laterz x

Morning wenches - a day of appointments today - eye tests and dentists. Have a good day & hope all the packing goes well madame

Morning all. Is it May yet??

Ooh madame is it moving day? How exciting, good luck...I hope it all goes smoothly. Remember the very accessible bag containing gin and a HBF tea, milk and chocolate hob nobs

This thread is distinctly lacking in pretty.

Phew! no fuck ups with those ones

In honour of the lack of fuck ups ....