Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Pretty pretty pictures. Well done Elk for your compliance

Have another - he looks cold?

I am on the play date from hell - I have put on the TV bad parenting

Shit day at work.

Shit traffic on the way home.

Could feel panic rising but didn't actually have a panic attack. Suppose I could see my GP. Oh wait, I can't without booking at least half a day off because the last appointment is now 4.50 and my twatty employers won't let us have time off for medical appointments and you're not allowed to take time in lieu, and I can't spare any holidays because I use them for school holidays/DC being poorly.

Rant over. I'll be in the cupboard with the door locked.

Ironic given your line of work but aren't you legally entitled to time off for med appointments?

FMWAbunchofC

Not any more. Used to be but it all changed recently(ish). I checked a lot earlier this year when I had a couple of hospital appointments. Tell a lie - I asked/begged if I could come in an hour or two late after the second appointment. Yes, but only on this occasion and as long as it wasn't a regular thing. Twats.

Oh big squish LetUs. Do your surgery not do any extended hours?

There's a GP who does a last appointment of 5.30 which would still be difficult, and I'm not that keen on him. Le sigh. I'll sort something eventually

That's so fucked up Letus

FMWABoC letus

Hi Fancy

That's unbelievable LetUs (can you take sick leave for medical appointments?)
I shall now RTFT instead of just what's on the screen above the message box... and shovel DS into bed, and and and..... work.

Another late dinner - that's the last time I offer to pick DD up after a sporting fixture. Fecking traffic, the bus would've been much quicker

Lovely DH is cooking tea as I type...

Shall we put a swear box on the bar then? Think how much money we could raise! We could have a fund for 'sorting out' twattish employers

For the avoidance of doubt, I don't have twattish employers. My actual employers are all lovely. It's just the work and some of the people associated with work. And the fact I'm really bad at saying no to freelance work, thus creating stress for myself...

Would lose my sick/attendance bonus Helen - I know... it's crap. Arrgghhhh - not thinking about it again tonight, and it's nearly the Bank Holiday weekend.

Thanks for squidges, etc wenches

A SWEAR BOX???!!!!!

I'd be ruined

A fucking swear box??!!!! Are you fucking mad Helen????

Bwahahahaha. Yeah, bad idea really.

You know I never used to have to rein in the swearing until I started hanging out with wenches...

Bollocks helen, I don't believe that at all

A rse

S hit
W ank
E jaculate
A sshole
R imjob

B ollocks
O h You mother fuckers
X rated

No thanks - lovely idea - but I will need to remortgage the house ....

Ooooo Helen - that's one of my favourites!

Fucking bloody hell fire, fuck me backwards with a side order of fries

Fuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkk yesssssssssss

ELK would like it to be known that she's managed to get logged out of MN and has no idea of her password, and can't face the trauma of trying to reset it just now. However she would like to say:

"fucking, cunting, shit wanking bollocks" to letusesesszzz employers,

We can then consider that she has emptied her purse into the swear box,

Oh and thank Tart for that lovely Tom pic. It looks like he dun a selfie

That is the end of this public service announcement.