Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

Lovely Helen . I'll have a whisky sour with a peace chaser and a cupboard snog Athos please.

Would you like the cupboard snog with full orchestra?

Evening, have been doing some pottering in the garden & really ought to get on with dinner now. Have lost all motivation for cooking atm

Maybe a hard stare from Trev will get me moving.....

Full orchestra and full beard please.

Evening wenches.

Hurrah for IKEA delivery Badderz

Had a meh day today. DC both annoying which is more likely down to me feeling bleurgh.

Am hoping tomorrow will be better.

In the meantime

Ds2 has been a bit difficult today too letus...excitement about dh being home and generally being 7 I think!
Hoping I feel better tomorrow - peri menopause sucks

OK Comtess All lined up and waiting for you - I assume you'd rather the camera crew were stood down though

LetUs - DC both annoying which is more likely down to me feeling bleurgh. Or DCs being annoying is making you feel bleurgh? either way.

Fancy Did the hard stare work, or did that distract you even more?

A selection of pick-me-ups for letus

generally being 7 I think - nicely put badders, hope he's calmer tomorrow

I was distracted for a bit helen , but have finally eaten. It's such a chore though - DS decided to not come home for dinner & DD, although expressing her like of the meal, didn't finish it as 'I'm not that hungry'. God I'm so fucking bored of cooking for everyone

Are you getting MrC back home soon comtess? I'd just lay the blame for any mess on UncleC if I were you, or distract MrC with some Milady-like tricks

Oh, and in case it's bypassed anyone, the Press Screening is next week - yay!

Press screening in the next week, trailer mid-may, S3 late May ad nauseum

SQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Whilst I am glad there seems to be some movement at last re the new series tbh for me it's all a bit too late :(
I'm so meh about it.
I'm sure it will pass and ds1 is very excited about it but...yeah.
I bet it starts the bloody weekend we go on hols too. Grr.
Really, really hope there are no big breaks in screening like last year. I think that's one of the reasons I found series 2 hard to get into...
unlike athos and my pants

Hope it's more like series 1. I really want it to go out with a "bang"
exactly like athos and my pants

I think I need to go to bed if the quality of my jokes is anything to go by

Fancy 'God I'm so fucking bored of cooking for everyone' < this. A million times. Sick to bloody death of cooking at different times etc etc. I'm going fucking nuclear at the next yoof who mutters 'I might be back, I might not'. If you're not back at the time I'm cooking it, there will be nothing. Kitchen is shut.

I have written 'This is not a cafe'. On a chalk board thing in my kitchen

Mr C obviously will be blamed for everything and anything. Hard to blame him for the state of my ensuite though . (Not the loo, that's fine; just in case you thought I'd really let things go).

He's back on Monday . Should be enough time to get sorted..... If I get up early......

Nos da!

badders

I think DS may be having a growth spurt too comtess (although my mind boggles at the thought of him growing much taller, I will feel like a midget if he does), so there is constant cupboard raiding. Or all the constant revision is causing his brain to burn calories at a phenomenal rate.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again - we get a new trailer all of our own in the UK (which will doubtless be v. similar to the Turkish one, but it will be not the same one.

Badders I see nothiing wrong with the quality of your jokes

comtess & Fancy ARGHHHHH re children and food and constant grazing/demands for more food. And DS isn't even a teenager yet - he has introduced the 'bedtime banana' as a delaying tactic at bedtime. Oh dear god - Badders the standard of your jokes has just combined with the 'bedtime banana' concept - HowTF will I keep a straight face when he asks for one tomorrow????

Well it'll be hard helen........

night all.

Comtess, I'm inclined to think the presence of a full orchestra might put a dampner on things - last orchestra I worked with had 90+ musicians - they're not going to leave much room in the snog cupboard

"Pinch, punch, 1st day of the month - NO returns " ITS MAY - we made it ......... OMG - the count down begins .......... And I CANNOT WAIT WAIT WAIT to see every little morsel that I can get .....

(Retires to bed - it is too early for all this activity on a Sunday )

Hurrah Hurrah the first of May. Outdoor sex begins today.

Yeah, right

Morning wenches.

Arf at full orchestra!

May is here. The sun is shining. The temperature is rising. The Musketeers are on their way. oh. The Musketeers are on their way.

sparks one track mind much?

Morning wenches

Maybe comtess is an exhibitionist cinn? Having a full orchestra would be like a cultural version of dogging (nto)

I got shocking Arse splinters once from outdoor sex

I've never done outdoor sex nope.

Form a disorderly queue HBFs once the weather gets warmer

badders I hope the lucky man helped remove the splinters for you!