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Swagger Inn 129: The One Where It Gets Real

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 27/04/2016 20:58

"We're soldiers, Captain. We follow our orders wherever they may take us."

Well that's good to hear, Musketeers. Now on the floor & give me twenty.

Errrr, I mean - get your arses into gear & give us some promo. You've only got a MONTH. It's the final countdown wenches, let's do this!

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SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 28/04/2016 22:07

And on that note, I'm heading for the hayloft because I am running on empty and I need sleep.

Night all.

DartsTart · 28/04/2016 22:14

Night you bunch of "musketeerfuckers"

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 28/04/2016 22:16

Elk needs to get on that password pronto. She's got ONE MONTH.

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SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 28/04/2016 22:16

Sorry, she's fucking got ONE FUCKING MONTH.

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FluffylovesAramis · 28/04/2016 22:39

See what you've fucking done Helen? With your mention of a fucking cunting swear box? This is all your fucking fault.
We all deplore swearing but you have forced us into it Angry

FancyFancy · 28/04/2016 23:02

What are things coming to when I'm not one of the sweariest on thread?

you bunch of foul-mouthed fishwives

I'd tell you all to seek absolution from Father Vega, only he's busy with me tonight. As is Lancelot, Vronsky & Benjamin - I need all of them to stop me from rueing my decision to gift madame a night to herself with Aramis as it's her last night in her old house. I'm all heart me.

FluffylovesAramis · 28/04/2016 23:25

WTF Fancy??? FOUR of them? Have you left anything for me? Oh, yes, of course, Xavier. He will do me nicely all night and will then cook me breakfast. Result.

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Badders123 · 29/04/2016 06:22

I don't know... You fuck off for a couple of days and someone installs a twatting swear box!!!!

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/04/2016 06:52

FFS, I never said you had to use it did I? Bunch of bloody sheep, the lot of you
Wink
MOooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg

FluffylovesAramis · 29/04/2016 07:12

Badders you're back!

MadamedeChevreuse · 29/04/2016 07:37

Ello badders! Ello swear box! Ty fancy for my house moving gift! Grin

Am totally surrounded by boxes.

School run, finish packing, move house...say farewell to wenches for indeterminate time cos I HAVENT GOT WIFI AT NEW HOUSE YET!

Shock Shock Shock

xxxx

LetUsPrey · 29/04/2016 07:45

Morning wenches.

Happy Moving Day Madame

Hope Apricit and Obs manage to have good weekends away and the weather improves dramatically.

I have woken up to a world covered in hail. Are the days going backwards and we're heading back to winter? Fuck that.

Nothing else to say except thank fuck it's fucking Friday! Aramis I'm cooooooommmmmiiinnnngg

Have fabulous days all x

Badders123 · 29/04/2016 07:48

Happy moving day Madame!
In other news work have cocked up my wages AGAIN
And my bank is having IT performs and so what I have been paid has not gone in any way
FML

FancyFancy · 29/04/2016 07:52

Baaaaaa, I mean morning Grin

GOOD LUCK MADAME!!!!!!!
But NO WI-FI? Shock Come back soon

FluffylovesAramis · 29/04/2016 07:57

Fingers crossed for HBF movers Madame. Hope it all goes well. See you on the other side.....

DartsTart · 29/04/2016 09:28

Pours whisky into Madames coffee - GOOD LUCK -

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/04/2016 09:29

Happy Moving day to Madame and FTFO to lurking migraines.

Happy Bank Holidays to wenches who are bank holidaying elsewhere (as opposed to hibernating at home). Good luck to those hibernating at home with DCs and trying not to go stir crazy in the bleak mid-spring.

Laters......

Badders123 · 29/04/2016 09:58

I'm at IKEA
I've just eaten a muffin the size of my head
All is well Smile

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 29/04/2016 10:07

I a muffin the size of my head too Badders Sad

Or a bacon butty (I think we're out of bacon too)

I may have to go and eat more food.

LetUsPrey · 29/04/2016 16:31

Afternoon wenches.

Hope move is going well Madame.

Today was (marginally) better and it's Friday and I get Monday off annnd I think I'm taking DS1 to see the new Captain America film this weekend. Woohoooo.

It's a bit breezy here and flipping cold. Springtime my fecking arse.

LetUsPrey · 29/04/2016 16:33
JaneElk · 29/04/2016 16:54

Good grief wenches, what insane weather! We've had hail, thick snow, sleet, more hail, fer-rrrrrrrreeeeeeezing temperatures and we were supposed to be going camping this weekend!!!! Well, to quote Letus, Fuck that.

Mlle Elk has randomly decided she hates going to the dentist, so todays after school visit was a barrel of laughs

Sorry, I'm grumpy. My sinuses are still oozing bright red snot Angry

DartsTart · 29/04/2016 17:02

Afternoon wenches

Hope the house move has been ok -

I have had a lovely day catching up with old friends from the last house - and will be off out tonight for an impromptu girls night - just need to deal with small scrapping boys in the interim

FancyFancy · 29/04/2016 17:06

Afternoon wenches, have been gadding about London with an old friend, 'spose I ought to go & actually get some boring household stuff done now. Sodding housework.

DartsTart · 29/04/2016 17:17

"Gadding about" is such an excellent phrase. Makes you think of carefree afternoons