say NO to swearing!

[pregnantteen]

everytime someone swears they should be made to clean the rubbish from the streets! that will teach people!

I Is goin to Push her/him?

Thats quite easy.We will get harder. I hear all sorts at work.

I've got some homemade wine in here if anyone wants. And I am soooo up for dancing.

I am so at having any kind of shag its been so so long [sulks]

Tocc - hmmm, maybe you have the same reaction to red that I have to whitwe (although mine really does involve getting utterly cunted, and then just being, well, a cunt to be fair)

Exo - Im going to do the sex on them?

Am I right?

I tried to make homemade wine once, it was a freaking disaster. I sooo want to try that pea-pod wine they drink on The Good Life.

oh I can't even get cunted on the red - can't drink enough of it before I need to lie down in a dark room.

Almost it means going to get them drunk/drugged and have sex with them

I'm going to pray
Sit on them/sit on it

oh and my Fav -Fruitshoot (i kid you not)

It changes weekly It's a nightmare trying to keep up with it all.

I have more.

This is the first lot that anyone can actually drink without ending up dead.

I'm going to pray? - um kneeling down..doing coke off a toilet?

FRUITSHOOT? - Spunking on tits?

Jesus...I don't know, what do you DO for a living?

Fruitshoot is hooch

I'm going to pray is I'm going to get high/score some drugs

Sit on it/them- Fight/kick off

I work in a prison

Ah - So I was close with the whole drug/praying thing.

Weirdly, I have a RL friend who works in a prison; although she's in the admin area. blah blah blah

Pregnantteen seems to have fucked right off - We really made the thread very boring didn't we?

Must be doing homework.

You did well I think its just I get used to hearing it at work and then I hear it on the bus and i'm just
I'm not an officer But, the area I work Is in the prison non admin stuff.

It's good to know though. I can listen in on my boys feel more educated about it all.

Fuck me though Exo - that's a hard job. Are you more Northern than Southern?

Evening. I've done my homework.

Can someone pass some of that sloe gin this way, please? DH has to reapply for his job, all my friends are pregnant and no one wants to buy my house.

No i'm in the south. Its Not that bad I really enjoy my job (thankfully) I couldn't do it if I didn't.

Passes the Gin [waves] evening!

BRILLIANT Exco, therefore you can keep me updated on the whole teen yoof death bloody prison shite.

Did you know that the whole "shorty" thing comes from male US prisons?

ANYWAY.

Heeeey - Do a grief porn one called "It wasn't a little rabbit"

(Do you want to be pregnant? I'm so shit at backstory, and I blunder into threads and realise that everyone knows everyone and I'm all...)

Yay, gin! Many thanks, was gagging for a pint.

Exogenesis, am v of your yoofspeak. I wish I was bilingual. But I also love Shirley's guesses. Inspired and revealing. Like my frock.

Seriously HAHAHA Ruth.

yoof speak Ha Most of them are grown ups only have afew YO's.

It is like learning a whole new language

Shirley Sorry but WHAT? you have confuddled me. Who?What?where?when?how?

I do, but need to sell wretched house, move, get DH's job secured, paint the Eiffel Tower bright blue and remember to get my coil removed first. I have not been this disorganised in years.

Seriously, though, 5 of my nearest and dearest mates are wiv child, innit? I feel like I missed a memo.

OTOH, I am happy for the ones who are happy and, ahaha, I can go out on the lash a few more times...

Don't worry, I don't know anyone. I just wandered in off the street.

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Anyone for Twister?

Twister? At this time of night I have drunk to much/not enough.

Ah I get it now Ruth wants a sprog

You has got to get low wiv ur babyfather then innit

Which bit did I confuse you on?

um - I asked if you knew that "Shorty" y'know that thing that stupid people call their girlfriends? actually originated from US prisons and was in reference to the fact that the the smaller boys were usually taken as "lovers" by the bigger males?

or

the bit where I passed some gin to ruthosaurus and asked her a number of questions and was horribly sarcastic about the "TERRIBLE AWFUL STUFF THAT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE" section in Waterstones?

HELP!!!

I am rubbish at big threads.

Okay, now I'm just confused.

Ah it's alright I've got it now sorry to confuse Hvae some more Gin [passes glass along the very messy bar]

See?

I think my mac is on a FUCKING TIME WARP

Sorry, it takes me ages to type anything...

As you were.

one arm round ruth>

We're alright innit?

OI! DJ, TURN THE FUCKING MUSIC UP!

" lets do the time warp again " oh no now i'm going to HAVE to watch the Rocky Horror show [sigh]