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say NO to swearing!

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pregnantteen · 21/07/2010 18:13

everytime someone swears they should be made to clean the rubbish from the streets! that will teach people!

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ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 00:09
ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 00:09

I fuckin' love thish place. Where are we?

ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 00:10

NO FUCKING SWEARING FUCKING THREAD INNIT?

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 00:11

SHUT! REALLY? ARSE!

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 00:11

SHIT! REALLY? ARSE!

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 00:12

Yeah, I heard me the first time, too.

ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 00:13

INNIT A RIGHT CUNT?

Exogenesis · 23/07/2010 00:14

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Oh and why are shouting?

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 00:15

Shirl... the music's stopped...

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 00:16

Ex, call me a taxi and pass me a binliner, puhlease!

Exogenesis · 23/07/2010 00:20

I've lost my phone!!!!

Looks like we are walking.

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 00:26

Hey, I wonder if we'll bump into that pregnant chick from last night. He was funny.

Fuck, I think we lost ShirleyK...

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 09:26
ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 09:26
ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 09:31
ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 09:37

I had a friend who puked in her wastepaper bin at work once. God, that is a proper hangover.

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pregnantteen · 23/07/2010 11:31

thank you everyone for your support. Everything is sorted, looking forward to the baby, not living in that council flat anymore.
The boyfriends parents are the nicest.
off for the summer holidays, have a lovely summer in the UK ladies!

adidiossssssss

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CuntMeYouCat · 23/07/2010 12:06

i thought a shorty was a child in the US?

ruthosaurus · 23/07/2010 12:20

Support? Ah well, enjoy your school holidays, pt.

Shirl, can you see in colour again yet?

ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 12:20

fucking hell defluff really?

Did the lyrics of this ilk not make you go

"i fell in love with shawty when i seen her on the dance floor
she was dancing sexy, pop, pop, popping, dropping, dropping low
never ever has a lady hit me on the first sight
this was something special, this was just like dynamite
honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow
honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow
girl you know i'm loving your, loving your style
check, check, check, check, check, checking you out like,
ooh (oooh) she got it allll
sexy from her head to the toe
and i want it all, it all, it all,"

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pregnantteen · 23/07/2010 12:23

Thanks Ruth, you enjoy to

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ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 12:25

Ruth - hair of the dog wouldn't hurt right about now

reminds me of this time, when I thought I was actually going to die

Exogenesis · 23/07/2010 12:26

Did you all get home alright last night?

Puking in a wastepaper basket nice well better than on your boss's shoes I guess.

CuntMeYouCat · 23/07/2010 12:29

ermmm, i just thought he was a very loving and involved father

no i is not down with the kids so had not heard that song. im sure ive seen loads of maury and jerry springer where people have referred to their children as their 'shorties'. indiana jones calls it his adoptive type kid in the 2nd film.

anyway, have i told you about my tightness recently??

im restricting all access to dp as i dont want him defiling me. i am a born again virgin. he is not happy, innit.

ShirleyKnot · 23/07/2010 12:34

Yeah, not that you've been going on about your super tight minge or anything, but I did see a poster on the way to work this morning, that had been graffitied with "DEFLUFFY HAS A TIGHT ONE"

No, their "shorties" are their girlfriends you dippy mare!

Seriously though is it ok? I had a friend in ante-natal classes whose bits went kind of, scar tissue mental, and her DH couldn't get in there AT ALL, and she went to the GP and he gave her ANAESTHETIC CREAM to rub into her tuppence before sexytime and then the DH had to just sort of ram it up there.

Nice.