say NO to swearing!

[pregnantteen]

everytime someone swears they should be made to clean the rubbish from the streets! that will teach people!

fuck this thread is funny - look what I missed being off the computer all night

Okay who stole the Fucking asprin?

ha - light weight exo - 2 bottles we had last, and I was up all (well most) of the night - you need a strong coffee

'Twas me. Don't shout, it hurts...

Thank you ruthosauraus

Please no coffee However I will put the kettle on Tea anyone?

I totally agree I often stop reading some comments because of the language. It's sad really especially when I hear it in front of children.

ahhh no - I'll have a vat of coffee please Exo - 'twas a very late night (but a very good one haha)

Lightweight cunts.

eh? you stop reading because you don't like hearing it in front of children.

here's a tip for you - read it in your head - you don't have to read it out loud so they can hear

• hey SK - I'm no lightweight - I was off having a RL - but was directed to the thread this morning by another MNer

Nah not you Tocc. You are rock hard and ting innit?

I'm looking at Ruth and Exo, bloody 2 gin MARYS

I don't like people to swear before my DS either: not when it's his turn.

You should hear his pronunciation of "fork"

Tea coffee and Scones. I did have some cream however I seem to have misplaced it.. Jam anyone?

To be fair I hate hearing people swearing at Children you know " oh will you Fucking hurry up Bob we are going to be fucking late"

"You little shit/cunt/ Fucker"

The use of a " bad " word once in a blue mmoon being over heard by a child is IMO not the end of the world.

at Shirley, queen of the conga line with her lil' grabby hands and authentic yoofspeak.

Twas more than two gins wasnt it ruth?

I liked the bit where I got told that I didn't know what was "IN!!!!!!!!!"

I was so ashamed at my lack of knowledge that I logged off and scrubbed myself with wire wool for half an hour.

I know what's in............well I knew what was in last night

I don't like swearing in front of children either. Oh except for that MNer who called her toddler a 'Tiny wanker' instead of a 'Whiney tinker'

That still has me in stitches.

You're all tiny wankers, you know that?

I got called an idiot I is well pleased wiv myself innit?

How was that? It has made me feel sick I best go and dip my fingers in bleach

@ Tocc!

Filth!

(yes, the breakfast test is always a good one)

I know I was a bit as well......that wasn't written on the script that he'd actually stay over..........if they come over the script says - come over once DS's are in bed..........leave before going to sleep.......

ahh well - it's happened now - can't turn back the clock (actually not sure I want to ) - he did lay low until DS1 and 2 had gone to school though bless him.

He's fucking nice though - bloody 'ell I think I've got a good 'un here

Meh, rules are made to be broken - especially ones about delicious men and a bit of the other.

Are yu all fizzy today then? Man, that's a good feeling.

I know SK - I just would prefer to wait a while before they meet my kids (most never get that far).

Although exH has his girlfriend (and her son) there every time he has the DS's - and they're not actually bothered by it.

I dunno - just not how I'd usually do things

Although the DS's know I've been dating again and when they ask if they'll meet them (dates) I tell them I don't know, maybe once we've got to know each other better, and then they say but WHY - and I'm like, ermm, well, just because.

yeah - I'm a little fizzy (but bloody knackered - DS3 had me up 1hr after going to sleep..........did kind of kip on the sofa with him but not much).

Bitter and Twisted met him briefly this morning as he was still here when she came over for coffee LOL

Right am off to Morrisons for some shopping............and a fry up I think

Can I resurrect this? I've now been drinking and it might amuse me further.

Cock.