say NO to swearing!

[pregnantteen]

everytime someone swears they should be made to clean the rubbish from the streets! that will teach people!

I'm not embarrassed to be here again tonight.

Oh no siree bob.

I went and saw Toy Story 3 today and BAWLED LIKE A CHILD.

another cock

sorry, couldn't help myself.

Shirley my angel, only popping into the party to say hi.

And also to inform everyone that my bits have been certified BY A DOCTOR as very tight

It's all middle-aged cock round here innit?

Where's all the yoof gone?

Tocc - you got your grove on babygirl?!

That's probably slang from ermm 1985 or something

I'll try again, err I ain't faking it, I ain't something else

I'm 34!! With the honeymoon passage of a teenager, a teenager I tell ya!

Blimey! CuntMeYouCat - I might have to bring CatMeYouCunt out to play...

It's like ying and yang

Ummm Think we might need to do a Gin run.

So hows everyone tonight?

Ah no shame at crying at a film I sobbed at Nanny Mcfee and the big bang. To make it worse It was DD's birthday party type thing so I had several 4 year olds looking at me as if I had gone mad!

When I told DP's little boy (4) that I'd done a cry he threw his head back; laughed and told me I was daft. DS1 and DS2 just rolled their eyes, patted his arm and said "Our mum does that at everything

The shame.

(Um, I've got some very delicious sloe gin here if anyone fancies a snifter? I'm on the wine tonight)

ohhh I don't now if I should. I'm supposed to be baking cookies for DD's sports day picnic in yonder morrow But, What the hell I'll have a large one (innit)

I bloody knew it was you that nicked it! I tried to get it last night and ended up with this knock off jobey instead

Its defluff by the way.

Right, bed

df x

hello lads

Night sweetheart.

Of COURSE it was me.

SK
xxxx

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

Oh yes. I am well yooffull

Cuntyfluff you have an incredibly tight muff

Finest white wine here, you knobbers.

Youknownothingofthecrunch

Sorry to burst your bubble but, thats well 90's and they sing it on cebeebies

nAh better than my effort at being young. Maybe I should waer a hoody and have an ipod glued to my persons at all times?

Poor the defluff and her tiny giney

fuck shit bollox - can't do the early mentioned "breakfast test" on Saturday morning - he can't stay over - he's got a wedding in Derbyshire on Saturday morning so can't stay over

pass us a drink someone will you - it'll have to be a quickie sofa shag tomorrow night as he's got another wedding (he's a wedding videographer) tomorrow afternoon/evening.

Bollocks!

I am well not knowing what I am about! Don't mess with me or I'll proper slice you a new defluff! Innit!

Better?

quickie sofa shags are the best ones anyway.

Right...who's dancing? 'cos I'm asking...

What is wrong with my typing tonight?

Or should i say

wot iz wrng wiv me typing 2nite (i've been learing street talk at work today I am Shocked at some of the terms I hear out and about now that I know what they mean)

ooooooo sorry Shirly - can I have a white please - can't drink red

Exo - Tell me a term, and I shall see if I know it.

Tocc - can't do white. It makes me uncontrollable, there's some retsina here if you fancy?

aye that'll do.

I can't do red it gives me terrible terrible headaches even with half a glass, within an hour or so I just want to hide my head under the duvet and the world spin (or something like that -it's been years since I last tried to drink some.........someone told me it was the cheap reds that did that, so when I was offered a glass of verrrrrrrrry nice red wine I accepted god I so wish I hadn't)