say NO to swearing!

[pregnantteen]

everytime someone swears they should be made to clean the rubbish from the streets! that will teach people!

bloody hell is still going?

PMSL @ 'massive swear jar'

Oh like the swear jar However I'm skint as it is Don't think i could afford it. And agin Would one have to pay for swearing in the home? Or just in public?

x=4&playnext=3

pregnntteen: Links The simplest way to insert a link is to enter the web address (URL) surrounded by and . So type www.mumsnet.com to display a link like www.mumsnet.com. If you want your link to display text other than the web address itself, leave a space after the address then add the text before the ]]. So "Look at this page", would display "Look at this page."

Like what it says at the right of the bit where you write your message....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S62Y4scN3pk&feature=PlayList&p=63ACFB9C2EEF380E&playnext_from=PL&index=4&pla ynext=3

thank you

Okay, the gin delivery is here!

What happened to the OP? Did his mum take his laptop back downstairs so he'd be okay for school in the morning?

My mum was at the theatre, of all things, with a friend, and got a bus back. She is terrifyingly brave but has no idea who is friendly and who might be after her purse. She lives in a small town and never normally goes out at night (AFAIK) so hasn't developed a 6th sense for trouble. Whereas I have lived in a seedy bit of a city for years and have a bit more healthy paranoia.

Right: what else did I miss?

weird. I c&p'd, but somehow it didn't all c&p...

time for bed. night, all.

ruth - you've been driving, so have some of the hard stuff.

Is it safe to mix cider and gin?

Yes. If you like vomiting.

I must go, as my own toddler will be waking me up crushingly early. All this to come, eh, pregnantteen? Good luck with the homework/childbearing. Best years of your life, etc.

Night night, fellow conga enthusiasts. Shirley, get your hand out of there! I shan't tell you again.

CongO

Not so. According to t'internet, anyway.

Oohh, i was being funny (or so I thought)

[hands gin]

i quite like the bad writing of my english!!!!!

its called DOING IT BY PURPROSE!!!!!!!

Do you think if I asked really nicely, MNHQ would make this Quote of the Week?

You're all in bed by now, aren't you? With all that gin left, too. You should get a lockable bar, you know. You never know who might turn up in your thread at 3 in the morning.

OMG, this is hilarious.

PT - I thought you were Muslim? But are unable to use inshallah properly....hmmmm.

Gosh did the 'pregnantteen' stay up late last night? Well good training I say, -s-he will be up with the imaginary baby anyway.

Married off at four, pregnant as a teen, A in maths but zero grammatical continence - it's a Jezzer special methinks!

Oh I cannot be bothered to rea up on this.

Troll invasions, so much mroe fun when it's teenagers, doncha think?

Oh I like teenagers, they're like little monkeys running around the place, crapping everywhere and humping the furniture.

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Ah to be young again.

What adorable little wank-monkeys they are.

Pregnantteen did you really ace your GCSEs? Because that's quite worrying given that I have counted 81 spelling / grammar mistakes in your posts. And don't claim you did it all on purpose because that would be a staggering amount of effort...

Fuck this for a game soilders.

Teenagers are like little monkeys running around the place thinking they are people.

Except sometimes they are quite big.

Teenagers are just hormones with legs.

Longtalljosie, I am in awe. 81, you say? Nice work.

Ah well - I was talking to someone as I counted so I may have missed a couple.

Mainly apostrophes - and pregnantteen if I may "i before e except after c"