Playmobil election results about to be announced....

[SoMuchToBits]

I've just heard that Adrian the returning officer is about to announce the results of the Playmobil election......

[Tikkabillajive]

Cheers to Norman! (Is wine still allowed btw?)

[SoMuchToBits]

Thanks tikkabilla (especially to all your Playmo people who helped to ensure Norman's victory). And yes, wine is definitely allowed!

[GrendelsMum]

The tea drinking party advocates tea bags, rather than loose-leaf? I was right to suspect their fluffy manifesto.

[JackBauerIsZonerrific]

Will there be coffee/tea apartheid, am I now a lesser citizen as I don't get my tea bag credits?

[SoMuchToBits]

Actually Norman is a big fan of loose-leaf (which is what I always use) but it's very hard to find in Playmoland.

[SoMuchToBits]

No, Norman is so laid back he is happy for everyone to drink what they like.

New photos are now on my profile....

[SoMuchToBits]

In fact he may extend the teabag credits to include any beverage, as he is so happy to have won the election!

[DastardlyorSmugly]

I think JackJellyhead for Chancellor too.

[Slubberdegullion]

rofl at the post result riot photo. Poor old Adrian has been knocked to the ground. I love how he is still brandishing his results.

Michael mate white trousers = stains
So either you are a hard working and yet heavily stained beach police man (never a good look), or you are a crisp white and yet not fully involved in your community crime prevention officer.

[stealthsquiggle]

If Jack gets convicted of the attempted theft, that rules him out as chancellor, surely?

Michael I notice you were playing a very active part in the riot control in a cynical attempt to prove slubber wrong - well done that man!

[Slubberdegullion]

lol

so he is

I take it all back.

[SoMuchToBits]

Jack Jellyhead has been arrested and taken to the police station for questioning...

[SoMuchToBits]

Norman would like to invite everyone to his post-election party. All welcome

Photo on profile

[mrsgrumpygruffalo]

Just want to say thanks for this thread, it has cheered me up when I was having bad day

Well done Norman

[stealthsquiggle]

DS is going to be so jealous impressed when he realises how you have spent the day while he has been at school

[sethstarkaddersmum]

oh god, I'm so depressed - the human being election result was bad enough but now my Playmobil candidate has lost too

[SoMuchToBits]

Well he has been on a school trip to Aldeburgh today, so at least he will have had fun! And I spent the morning helping in his school library then dashed home as fast as possible to do some Playmobiling.

And I'll leave Norman's party scene set up for him.

[stealthsquiggle]

I am a bit worried about the playmobil criminal justice system though - I have never seen a judge - or a barrister .... I do think Jack needs fair representation.

[SoMuchToBits]

[SoMuchToBits]

Well I agree with you there stealth, there are plenty of police but no judges/courts.

[sethstarkaddersmum]

[Slubberdegullion]

I bet our Forest Woodsman and his good lady wife with lockable gun cabinet and woodshed could dole out some serious justice if push came to shove.

[SoMuchToBits]

The police usually manage quite well here - but I am sometimes worried about excessive police brutality. There seems to be a lot of handcuffing, truncheoning and shooting goes on. Ah well, perhaps it's just as well Michael didn't win the election.....

[Slubberdegullion]

yes, overenthusastic trunchioning whilst wearing the white trousers is not a good look for a (playmobil) PM.

[SoMuchToBits]

Do you think Norman will be impressed that this thread has made the front page?