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Playmobil election results about to be announced....

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SoMuchToBits · 07/05/2010 07:49

I've just heard that Adrian the returning officer is about to announce the results of the Playmobil election......

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sethstarkaddersmum · 09/05/2010 13:28

oh well, Playmobil people have no natural predators.

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SoMuchToBits · 09/05/2010 13:34

Unless they get invaded by the Lego Men....

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SoMuchToBits · 09/05/2010 14:24

Photo of cabinet is now on my profile. meanwhile Norman has offered a cup of tea to Cuthbert the policeman who is standing outside the door of No 10 Upping Street.

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nighbynight · 09/05/2010 19:55

No natural predators? What about [shuder] vacuum cleaners?

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Slubberdegullion · 09/05/2010 20:03

lol @ biscuit minister

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sethstarkaddersmum · 09/05/2010 20:06

Don't knock biscuit ministers. Bet Gordon wishes he'd had one.

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Slubberdegullion · 09/05/2010 20:08

v good seth.

and now look as you are here just tell me quickly are you shunning your re-enactment camping thread or not mrs?

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stealthsquiggle · 09/05/2010 21:55

nighbynight we don't talk about those

Our planned election was stalled by lack of time the need for all parties to campaign.

DS has decreed that although animals get a vote, only adult animals (and people) get to vote. I forsee some discussions as to whether animal ages get measured in animal years or human ones. The dragon is standing on an animal liberation agenda, I think - which may come as a nasty shock to the knights who seem to think they own the dragon, and the Romans, who are heavily dependent on their horses (and the tiger and lion who fight in the arena) but might be somewhat of a relief to the farmer on the basis that if liberated they can look after themselves and he can stop worrying about everything from guinea pigs to crocodiles.

The female knight is campaigning for women's rights (not a hope - it is a massively male-dominated population, unless she manages to win some animal votes), the centurion on a law and order agenda, and the pirate seems a bit confused on his policies ATM.

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SoMuchToBits · 09/05/2010 21:56

Oooohhh, don't mention vacuum cleaners (though I am v careful with mine!!)

Len is enjoying his new role as biscuit minister. Meanwhile Norman wishes there was a hot beverage emoticon on Mumsnet.....

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SoMuchToBits · 09/05/2010 21:58

OMG it's a complicated world in your house stealth!

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stealthsquiggle · 09/05/2010 22:09

which is why things never get done take so long - it all has to be over-analysed by DS first

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nighbynight · 09/05/2010 22:22

We dont have elections amongst our Playmobil - just endless invasions, battles and sieges!

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SoMuchToBits · 09/05/2010 23:20

This is the first time we have had an election in Playmoland - but it has been surprisingly good-tempered.

Norman has insisted that hot beverages and biscuits are served at every cabinet meeting.

One of my sisters thinks that Norman's cabinet = drinks cabinet. The other sister is worried that Norman may be caught putting in inflated claims for teabags!!

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sethstarkaddersmum · 10/05/2010 10:20
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DastardlyandSmugly · 10/05/2010 11:47

I think this should be moved to classics - it's one of my fave threads ever.

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SoMuchToBits · 10/05/2010 13:38

Thanks Dastardly - I was thinking I must print the thread out (and the original voting one) as it would otherwise get lost. Perhaps I shouldn't have posted it in chat, but I didn't think Politics was quite the right place, and couldn't think where else to put it!

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SoMuchToBits · 11/05/2010 13:27

Norman held his first cabinet meeting this morning.

Among the subjects dicussed were the following:-

Ken (Beverage Minister) suggested providing more cups for No 10 Upping Street, so that everyone could have a beverage at cabinet meetings. Bossy Ross (Home Secretary) agreed to provide these from his lifeboat station cafe. Len (Biscuit Minister) thought that biscuits should also be provided. Everyone was in agreement, but it was discovered that Playmobil don't make biscuits, so they have gone on the list (FAO Playmobil bosses) of things we would like to see in the Playmobil catalogue. Meanwhile Bossy Ross offered to provide cakes and buns (also from his cafe).

Archie (Defence) was a little worried about the lack of any modern warfare equipment. In fact, all there is apart from Archie's bow and arrows and sword, are some guns owned by the police. He considered the possibility of buying some Knights, Romans etc, but again they only have low-tech weapons. Proper guns, tanks, fighter planes and naval warships have been added to the list (FAO Playmobil bosses). Meanwhile Father Christmas (Foreign Secretary) suggested working in conjunction with the Cuddly Toys to provide some help in the event of a Lego invasion.

Michael (Justice) also complained about the lack of any proper riot shields for the police force. These have also been added to the list (FAO Playmobil bosses).

Arnold (Transport) suggested an extension to the Playmoland rail network. This would require the purchase of extra track, buffers and signals. Norman has asked Rupert (Chancellor of the Exchequer) to prepare a budget following the cabinet meeting. Rupert agreed to work with the Bank of Ds to cost out any items which need to be purchased.

Jeff Marlin (Leisure and tourism) suggested that hotel accommodation would be an asset to Playmoland, as would a children's play park. The former has been added to the list (FAO Playmobil bosses) and the latter added to the list of items to be considered in Rupert's budget.

Priya (Arts and Culture) was aggrieved by the lack of arts and culture in Playmoland. Suggestions were put forward by members of the cabinet, which included a concert hall and orchestra, and some artists and art work. All have been added to the list (FAO Playmobil bosses).

Neil (Health) gave an encouraging report of the Playmo Health Service, but added they were a litle short of bandages and plaster casts. These have been included for consideration in Rupert's budget.

Rachel (Education) was vociferous in her complaints about the lack of education in Playmoland. She will look into what is available in the current Playmobil catalogue, and present her findings to the cabinet.

Bossy Ross also felt that the fire service could do with a few more appliances. These will also be sourced from the Playmobil catalogue.

Eleanor (Environment) felt that Playmoland could do with a bit more green space and landscaping, and also that there was insufficient biodiversity in Playmoland. The addition of some landscaping would help this, as would a zoo (which would also help the leisure industry). However, some members of the cabinet were worried about finding enough space to install a zoo. Norman suggested looking into possible re-arrangemant of the playroom to accommodate one.

It was noted that the cabinet did not have a sports minister, and this was an omission which should be rectified. Caroline the windsurfer was duly appointed as Sports Minister.

Norman wound up proceedings by offering tea all round (or other beverages if preferred).
Father Christmas left immediately for a fact-finding tour of Ds's bedroom, where he hoped to discuss a defence alliance with the Cuddly Toys.

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DastardlyandSmugly · 11/05/2010 14:04

That sounds like a very productive cabinet meeting. Have you formed a lobby group to -hassle- approach the Playmobil bosses?

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SoMuchToBits · 11/05/2010 14:27

Oooh, no! I'll pass that on to Norman, they can discuss it at their next meeting.

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DastardlyandSmugly · 11/05/2010 14:35

Do you have the pirates? They have a lot of gold that would be useful for -bribing- persuading

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SoMuchToBits · 11/05/2010 14:37

No pirates I'm afraid - but we do have some gold coins which came with a diving set, and some banknotes from various police/bank/robber sets. They could be useful...

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nighbynight · 11/05/2010 15:25

SoMuch - have you not got the school??? It is great.

The Playmobil creator swore that they would never make contemporary military Playmobil apparently. They have made some slightly miliatry looking stuff last year, but I for one dont want to see tanks and guns.

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SoMuchToBits · 11/05/2010 15:56

No we don't have the school .

Actually we don't want tanks etc really. Think we may have to rely on co-operation from the Cuddly Toys for the Playmobil defence policy. And we only need it as a deterrent, as the Lego people have posed no threat so far.....

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DastardlyandSmugly · 11/05/2010 16:33

The pirates have lots of weapons and the boat is fabulous.

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SoMuchToBits · 11/05/2010 16:59

Hmmmm... and they have a lighthouse .....

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