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Bill splitter karma

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Payforyourowndinner · 02/04/2024 23:25

I wanted to share this as often read stories on here of people getting stung by people insisting on splitting the bill when they’ve gone all out on cocktails and steak.

I went out with work tonight, and don’t go often. I was driving so no drink but did have a starter, main, and dessert.

There is a person who works for the company but not on my team who often hears about meals out and adds himself on. No one ever stops him. He does get on with some of the men on my team so all good, but he does go for the steak, wine, sides etc and insists on splitting and folks are too scared to challenge him for some reason. Now as he’s not on my team he’s not on my team WhatsApp group so I put it out there on the chat I wouldn’t be splitting, just paying for my own. A few added that they’d much prefer to do that (and a few of the newer staff are on a lower wage). No one updated the other man (why would they?) so out we went, all ordered. Some preferred one course with water, others the same as me. Some shared wine. He ordered- (I made a note as it was crazy)
bread and oil
A starter
bottle of Rioja
main (steak and chicken)
two sides
dessert
2 pints.
Now, I’m all for going for it, fill your boots, but pay for it.
The bill came, he said “usual is it?”, I said what do you mean, he said well spilt like always. I took so much delight in telling him that we had all decided to pay for our own, times are hard and we have junior members etc. Oh the face, the face!! He said he would never have ordered what he did if he knew we weren’t splitting and I took great delight in saying “you wouldn’t have ordered what you did if you knew you’d have to pay for it all yourself? Didn’t you see some had one meal and a glass of water?”
As we paid the bill I also made sure that they took our payments before his so he couldn’t wangle. He was so red, he paid and left without saying a word.

I can’t believe the cheek of some people.
hope it will make him think twice. I understand friends splitting bills but why would he assume colleagues from other teams would want to pay for his dinner.

I wanted to share the little win. When I was a junior I wouldn’t have stood up to him either, but menopause does things to a woman.

OP posts:
coldcallerbaiter · 03/04/2024 19:07

Just read the update and veiled threat. He is not normal, he is a narcissist or some other disorder.
How dare he say he would not take things further. He should have shut up and waited for it to blow over.

GladiatoooorsReadyyyy · 03/04/2024 19:12

OP this is brilliant, high five for the good work on calling him out!

CinnamonJellyBeans · 03/04/2024 19:18

You rock! Well done

diddl · 03/04/2024 19:19

That does sound like a threat doesn't it?

He probably thinks that you berated him too much!

He'll be looking for some opportunity to "get even" won't he?

greengreyblue · 03/04/2024 19:20

Absolutely marvellous op. Thank you for sharing. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
When I was first starting out at 18 I worked for a big firm of accountants. We went to a steak restaurant and I had the exact amount of money for my meal and drink as I’d picked from the menu at work. A couple of large boss type men were ordering bottle of red, the best steak, cigars( before smoking ban) etc and when the bill came lo and behold they wanted to split. Luckily for me a very lovely lady from the office realised my plight and made sure I only paid for mine but it was a lesson learnt.

Bonbon21 · 03/04/2024 19:21

Poor wee diddums... nasty wummin pickin on him!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

LOVE IT!!

Payforyourowndinner · 03/04/2024 19:22

@diddl he can crack on, if this is the only thing he has against me, I’ll wait for him to use it.

I feel rotten tonight now I’ve relaxed, really shivery, sore throat and fuzzy head. I don’t want him to ever find out though, he’d think it was my karma.

Glad I booked it tomorrow off. My son is off out with his friend most of the day as well, so sofa day for me. (And browse MN)

OP posts:
PossumintheHouse · 03/04/2024 19:24

Payforyourowndinner · 03/04/2024 19:22

@diddl he can crack on, if this is the only thing he has against me, I’ll wait for him to use it.

I feel rotten tonight now I’ve relaxed, really shivery, sore throat and fuzzy head. I don’t want him to ever find out though, he’d think it was my karma.

Glad I booked it tomorrow off. My son is off out with his friend most of the day as well, so sofa day for me. (And browse MN)

He's probably been cursing you over his Tesco Meal Deal.

Wisheverydaywasfriday · 03/04/2024 19:29

Coming in at the end, but enjoyed this immensely! Bravo 👏🏻

Jem57 · 03/04/2024 19:32

Hilarious,love it,cheeky bastard

FasterthanaButteredOtter · 03/04/2024 19:33

Orangello · 03/04/2024 14:46

Dear Tightarse, can you pay for what you personally consumed?
Waaahhh no, I want other people to pay for what I ate! How dare you make me look tight!

He's such a TWAT! Grin

Negangirlxx · 03/04/2024 19:33

This is fantastic.
You are a legend!

CanaryMary · 03/04/2024 19:34

oh this is wonderful
I can’t stand greedy cf The cheek I’m so glad he got his karma

PoochiesPinkEars · 03/04/2024 19:35

PossumintheHouse · 03/04/2024 19:24

He's probably been cursing you over his Tesco Meal Deal.

🤣🤣🤣

0sm0nthus · 03/04/2024 19:35

He has to pretend he's been wronged because his fragile ego cant cope otherwise, it always HAS to be someone elses fault!

FasterthanaButteredOtter · 03/04/2024 19:36

Excellent analysis by @shenandoahvalley at 3pm. I suspect this isn't her first encounter with one of these Dickheads!

SoreAndTired1 · 03/04/2024 19:43

Payforyourowndinner · 03/04/2024 17:34

Update! I was just settled on the sofa re-reading some comments that I had missed earlier, and my phone rang, it was my colleague who spoke to tightwad earlier on teams. He asked me if I was sitting down and if I wanted a laugh. He said that he had been speaking to tightwad again, and he said had been thinking all day and that he wasn’t going to take this any further. I cannot believe it, although I suppose I can. He genuinely thinks he’s been wronged in some way.
So that’s probably the last update as I won’t be responding and neither will he, as graciously he won’t be taking it any further .. 🤔😂
Thanks for the comments all. And remember, no splitting bills with work colleagues 👍🏼😂

I don't understand. WHY is your colleague egging him on!? Why hasn't he read tightwad the fucking riot act? And put him in his place?!?? I'd be pissed off at your useless 'friend' if I were you. He's basically spiting you and trolling you and laughing about it all. People get away with being Cheeky Fuckers because useless idiots like your colleague think it's all one big fucking joke! I'd be telling him to not ring me again unless he is going to tell me he read him the riot act and what his response was.

TheFormidableMrsC · 03/04/2024 19:54

This deserves a place in Classics 😆

Emotionalsupportviper · 03/04/2024 19:57

It does indeed, MrsC

Iamawomenphenominally · 03/04/2024 20:00

OP you're a legend.

Datafan55 · 03/04/2024 20:00

Oh PLEASE encourage him to raise it with HR :-D I'd love to see the outcome of that grievance :-).

Seriously, he probably feels like you've 'ganged up' on him because you agreed it in your whatsapp. But who stuffs their face and expects others to pay for it?

betterangels · 03/04/2024 20:10

SoreAndTired1 · 03/04/2024 19:43

I don't understand. WHY is your colleague egging him on!? Why hasn't he read tightwad the fucking riot act? And put him in his place?!?? I'd be pissed off at your useless 'friend' if I were you. He's basically spiting you and trolling you and laughing about it all. People get away with being Cheeky Fuckers because useless idiots like your colleague think it's all one big fucking joke! I'd be telling him to not ring me again unless he is going to tell me he read him the riot act and what his response was.

I'd be pissed off at your useless 'friend' if I were you. He's basically spiting you and trolling you and laughing about it all. People get away with being Cheeky Fuckers because useless idiots like your colleague think it's all one big fucking joke!

I agree with this.

Cherrysoup · 03/04/2024 20:13

SoreAndTired1 · 03/04/2024 19:43

I don't understand. WHY is your colleague egging him on!? Why hasn't he read tightwad the fucking riot act? And put him in his place?!?? I'd be pissed off at your useless 'friend' if I were you. He's basically spiting you and trolling you and laughing about it all. People get away with being Cheeky Fuckers because useless idiots like your colleague think it's all one big fucking joke! I'd be telling him to not ring me again unless he is going to tell me he read him the riot act and what his response was.

Same, ‘friend’ appears to find it amusing that his tightwad pal has taken advantage of staff who are paid less-is it a trophy thing? See how much he can get away with? And ‘not going to take it further’? Can you imagine what a complete knob he’d look? Wanker.

Blogswife · 03/04/2024 20:14

Well done Op. you should be congratulated for sticking up for yourself & more junior staff . IMO he is abusing his power by behaving in this way . He clearly thought he was on to a winner with others subsidising him . There was no need for him to have “ looked tight”. He could have just said -“ yes of course, I hadn’t realised others hadn’t had as much “
As for taking it further, HR would laugh their arses off at him .
Hopefully he has learnt his lesson !

Jewelanemone · 03/04/2024 20:15

Brilliant OP, what a cracking read! Hope you feel better soon x

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