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How often does your OH think about the Roman Empire?

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Ozarkz · 12/09/2023 20:26

Just for fun

saw on Facebook a post saying that men think about the Roman Empire every day. The woman asked her husband and he said this was true and that he thinks about it daily. The comments was people asking their husbands how often they think about the Roman Empire with some very funny responses 😂

So, I’ll start .., I’ve just asked DH and he said “at least twice a week, why?”

would love to hear other Responses to this random question

“how often do you think about the Roman Empire?”

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FettleOfKish · 12/09/2023 20:59

Therearetoomanyofus · 12/09/2023 20:57

My DP ' Not often, sometimes when I eat salad' 🙄

Did he mishear Roman as Romaine? 😂

bellac11 · 12/09/2023 21:00

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!!!

Idratherbepaddleboarding · 12/09/2023 21:00

I haven’t asked him but I can say with confidence that it’ll be 0.

Furrydogmum · 12/09/2023 21:00

DH said, "That's a very strange question!", when pressed, he said "rarely" 🤣

ManuelBensonsLeftBoot · 12/09/2023 21:00

Me 'how often on average would you say you think about the Roman empire?'
DH 'ermmm infrequently'
Me 'can you define infrequently?'
DH 'ermm probably about once a month, unless I'm playing Rome Total war or it comes up on a podcast or something'.
Me 'I alway knew you were rubbish at bloking.'
DH 'have you hit the gin midweek?'
Me 'nope'

Albioncreed · 12/09/2023 21:01

Never

the80sweregreat · 12/09/2023 21:01

I do quote the ' infamy ' line sometimes at work
I think some people do

BendingSpoons · 12/09/2023 21:01

DH: Quite often, why?
I explained
DH: well of course, probably not every day though

Spendonsend · 12/09/2023 21:01

DH said never.

He expanded his answer to say he very rarely thinks

the80sweregreat · 12/09/2023 21:02

I love how the ' Reginald Perrin ' books were called ' the fall and rise of Reginald Perrin ' instead of ' the rise and fall ' ( as in Roman Empire )

minipie · 12/09/2023 21:02

Couple of times a week apparently

But he does listen to The Rest is History podcast and apparently they reference it a lot even if the episode is about something else

DarkSpark · 12/09/2023 21:03

He said 'The Roman's?' Monty Python style then 'never'.

Coronado2 · 12/09/2023 21:03

My dh was confused by the question, said rarely and then was as confused as me that people could be thinking of it so often.

Other than doing gladiator training to beef up, what are they thinking?

Tidypidy · 12/09/2023 21:03

Surely the salad reference relates to Caesar Salad?!!

writingfever · 12/09/2023 21:03

"once a week" without skipping a beat

MontezumasPuma · 12/09/2023 21:03

Most days, I’d say 🤔 Interesting!

Therearetoomanyofus · 12/09/2023 21:03

FettleOfKish · 12/09/2023 20:59

Did he mishear Roman as Romaine? 😂

No, he just thinks he's hilarious.....

Summerisnearlyhere1 · 12/09/2023 21:03

Lol mine said 'whenever I think of Italy' and since he loves Italian food, I'd infer several times a day!

I love history so several times a week for me, plus I work next to a Roman site couple times a week.

'I'm sparticus' and 'infamy' quotes do get used in our house!

the80sweregreat · 12/09/2023 21:04

I love the Romans as they gave us grapes ( and , eventually, wine )
Straight roads etc

eggandonion · 12/09/2023 21:04

Mine reckons twice a week. Although is currently reading a Roman history book and will watch documentaries which cause spikes in his thinking.
He also translates early modern Latin texts.

VesperLynne · 12/09/2023 21:04

Hardly ever apparently but British Empire on a daily basis.

DefecatedCoconut · 12/09/2023 21:04

Him: Probably daily but why?

Me: Research

Him: Riiiiight

Me: Mumsnet

Him: [silence]

Hedonism · 12/09/2023 21:04

My DH says once or twice a year, at the most.

bellac11 · 12/09/2023 21:05

So the answer is 'fairly often'

How often?

About once a week.

HowDidThisHappenDinesh · 12/09/2023 21:05

Asked DH completely expecting a ‘never’… he said he thought about it today 😂 genuinely laughed for about 10 minutes

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