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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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chevre · 18/07/2007 12:08

i still think the pram thread is the one to judge all others by.

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:08

Charmain wants to be on big brother.

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:08

her mum geraldine si VEry sad but is putting on a bright smile

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coddy · 18/07/2007 12:08

marilyn is a size 18 health visitor

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LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:09

Caroline is taking a thrashing. I say we gang up on Pam instead, sititng there in the corner with that butter wouldnt melt look on her face. In a minute she is going to offer Caroline (her boss) a nice cup of tea. Then spit in it.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:09

Rebecca slept her way to the top

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:09

(Pam hates the fact her boss is roughly 30 years her junior)

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:09

gunter is really called gary but has lived with the long haired german lie too long.

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:09

Pam enjoys tennis( cos she fnacies the instructor)
ehr htighs are lARGE

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:09

Pam is office mummy to all the early 20-somethings

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:09

Lily is a little plump and plays the piccolo, poorly.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:10

gunter teaches yoga and his shorts are too short.

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:10

Oh yes - watch out for Pam. She picks her nose and then wipes it on the files she's working on

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:10

ooh not sure baotu lily

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 12:10

Ann is slightly sad, usually
Anne is a management consultant

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:10

Bob doesn't think women belong in the work place

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:11

( he caravans)

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CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 12:11

Anna is a social worker
she has a bad back and is often off sick for long periods due to this

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:11

Frank has a slightly oversized head and is not to be taken too seriously

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:11

adn dandruff

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:11

George has a camper van. He is Very Proud of it.

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:12

i think i fancy giles

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:12

He so has dandruff

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:12

Peter gets embarrassed when women breastfeed in public.
He is a nasty drunk when he has spirits.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:12

alison is posh scottish and worked as a pa in teh city to snare a nigel. she should have stayed at home and married hector.

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