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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:12

Jon wants everyone to know there is no "h" in his name. He is so cool.

coddy · 18/07/2007 12:13

his rcord collection ah spilled over to a secodn ipod

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TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:13

Jon also likes to be called Jonty.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:13

Anna's 'bad back' is due to her spending her weekends off her face on ecstasy at grungy. Bad come-downs and case meetings don't go.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:13

David works in middle management and steeples his fingers in meetings he doesn't understand to look pensive.

He wears cartoon socks and has a comedy ringtone on his phone.

He thinks garage flowers are great.

(cod what about lily then?)

chopchopbusybusy · 18/07/2007 12:13

Bruno is something in the City. Even he's not entirely sure what it is he does, but he does enjoy working with his Uncle Charles.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:13

grungy raves

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:13

stiffled shuddery laughter (am at work) at frank.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:13

Jane is thin with tweedy skirts and floppy hair

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:14

How is Frank's oversized head, chevre? Does it poke over his monitor?

TootyFrooty · 18/07/2007 12:15

Chloe prefers to be called Chlo.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:15

PMSL - Pinkmartini's "David" !!

chopchopbusybusy · 18/07/2007 12:15

Nigel plays golf and wears proper golfing attire.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:15

lmao@Dangerous. Peter is my worst kind of man.

Pete is a locksmith. He enjoys behaving in a grossly condescending manner to depserate women who have locked themsleves out of their houses in their nighties. He calls all younger women 'my love' and all older woman ' dear'.

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:16

bill is in middle management and retires in 2 years, so is starting to get arsey in meetings and wear dirty ties.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:16

Ffion is ... useless.

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:16

LOL chevre!!!

chevre · 18/07/2007 12:17

james is devastatingly attractive. takes risks makes and loses money.

goes to teh gym v. early

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 12:17

Ceridwen collects picture books on witchcraft, and does batik.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 12:17

Toby works in the garden centre and is luuuuverrrrly

mrsmalaprop · 18/07/2007 12:17

Mick is ALWAYS in the pub

Walnutshell · 18/07/2007 12:17

Pete the locksmith is a not-so-secret racist

CountessDracula · 18/07/2007 12:17

Richard thinks he is much more marvellous than he actually is. He didn't do well at his minor public school and was slightly bullied. He fluked his way into Finanace and now runs the accounts departement for a middling sized insurance company though he is not fully qualified.

He tries to sound posher than he is and has large credit card debts as he must always have the best of everything.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 12:18

Lesley is very sensible but wishes she wasn't.
Her main regret is that she'd gone Inter-railing with Roger after Cambridge but she didn't and he took Penny instead and she is godmother to their children and spends Christmas with them, where she drinks too much white wine.

LoveAngel · 18/07/2007 12:18

James has got an STD!

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