If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Cheryl is a legal executive

Rob's girlfriend is called Suze and she's shagging his best friend Jamie

pmsl@ cod and enid

Caroline is a little bit sneaky but very good at it. She passes off M&S as home-made and leaves the jacket on her office chair when she's sneaking off early to make it look like she's still there.
She is hilarious.

caroline i ams orry to say has crocs

Hilary has stuck to her guns and saved it for 'the right man'. She is still a virgin at 52 and feeling resentful and has her eye on the vicar.

"Jane is rotund, and easily flattered by the slightest bit of attention from any member of the armed forces.
She works in personnel."

I do NOT work in personnel!

Vincent is a driving instructor with halitosis.

And Caroline wears a hair band

barnaby is in academia and is scared of the real world.

Caroline eats a salad at her desk, then gorges on 2 kitkats in a row in a tpilet cubicle, away from the prying eyes of colleagues.

Tim is a lawyer

Ruseel spent TOO LOng at univeristy

And Barnaby has a phd and insists that everyone addresses him as Dr.

Persephone's Daddy is a QC. She plays the flute and speaks 5 languages

chevre, i had a uni lecturer called barnaby - very bright man, social retard

jocelyn never married, all her friends children call her aunty adn love her. apart from a niggling crush on tina she is happy.

Caroline won't poo at work. She'll only ever poo at home in the comfort of her own loo.

This thread is the best I have read in aaaaaaaaages - cheers cod!

Russ is a children's entertainer, and buys magic tricks from a stall on the market.

lol loveangel, we had one called bruce.

poo rold caoline

Ella has logn brown hari she is very porud of

Caroline is getting a very bad press.

Posy breezed into Cambridge on 5 A's at A Level, but left mid way through her degree in Classics after getting up the duff by her lecturer