If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Maureen cleans Topher and Chesters flat. She mostly enjoys it, as they keep it clean and tidy, and she's not one to judge, but ocationally she find condoms under the bed.

Maureen is Robert's mum

DB. Too too funny. ROFL

Maureen has always thought Karen a bit flighty - bit of a flibbertygibbert. Since her hormone replacement therapy, Maureen has had a bit of a soft spot for soft top clive.

Should obviously add that Clive and Maureen met at a Rotary Club dinner.

Jessica thinks Kimberley is her best friend. Jessica doesn't like it when they meet Jess for lunch too and to be rude Jessica spends the whole time sending text messages to her brother Chester.

Jessica and Chester mother is Evelyn MacMillan-Peirson, but they don't know that as Evelyn walked out when they were small and left a note to say she had gone off to marry the Duke of Kent. They pass her everyday when they go out to lunch.

Which is lucky, because Nikki B. as she likes to be known, a researcher on the Jeremy Kyle show has arrived in town looking for stories.

But Evelyn is fine and she is loaded and drives home in a new BMW she enjoys eating her M&S sandwiches with Topher every day. She just has no dress sense and doesn't like birds!

Roy, the electrician came to do some work in Topher and Chesters flat, while Maureen was cleaning. Turns out Roy and Maureen grew up next door to each other in Victoria Street.

My dress sense is perfectly suitable for one who moves in Royal Circles, I'll have you know!

Isn't it weird that Evelyn doesn't know that Topher is in relationship with her long lost son?

She does now.

You do know this will be made into a a new best seller for the summer.

lol at name change

And that the large pot pourri bowl on the table in the hall is often used as a "lucky dip" for the car keys at their swingers parties.

Perhaps this novel could be called "its always the quiet ones..."

Katie is a big boobed bird with lots of money who has called her first daughter 'Bunny'

She is a cunt.

God I have Pampas grass. Really I have tried everything, burnig, hacking it. Do folk still beleive that.

OMG

Yep love, you are obviously a 'swinger'

The other Mary is Michael's sister. She's a lesbian, but no one in the family has ever talked about it. She lives miles away, managing a pub with her lover. She has a weight isue, and has never manages to find bras that fit properly.

Giles says hello like Leslie Phillips.