If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Giles and Trish quite often sleep have sex.

You thought that was Karen's dog she was walking! No no, it's her handbag and where do you think she takes it - yes the common, the common ole common - for a common lunchtime shag! And that poor handbag has seen too much, it must be time to take it to the charidee chop surely?

Beverley and Alan don't half lead double/treble lives! wow...

Stevo is a salesman for an interior design company.
He bought shares in the company, and was given a directorship.
He used the money from his inheritance from his grandmother.
His wife, Poppy, had 5000 business cards made up for him.
They have a logo of a welsh dresser on them.
And they are lavender coloured.
Poppy insists he calls himself Stephen from now on.
Stevo wishes he had bought a share in a racehorse instead.

Glad you have namechanged to protect the innocent, sal!

ROFL!

this is the funniest thread in a long time. Well overdue.
My name has been mentioned, and I am NOT impressed with your impressions of me!

It needs to be moved from chat otherwise it will disappear from the hallowed hall of fame.

Matt (short for Matthew benjamin, his parents were clergy folk) and Ad (Adam Luke) work in a local estate agents. Ad likes to surf at the weekends and they both go out after work on a Friday night changing out of their Burton suits into Topman jeans and jumpers.

Matt lives with his girlfriend Jo and Ad flat shares with some mates.

Mitch is a 53 year old long distance lorry driver who rolls his own and has a tattoo of a long stemmed rose on his inner arm.

He has been married to June for 32 years and has five chidren with her.

He has also been living with Carol for 10 years and they have a son.

Nicole gets annoyed that hers is the chav name of choice lately.
She is married to Paul who DOES say " jsut reboot it"
They have a dog. And a Lexus.
But they live in a semi dodgy part of town.