If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Cherry wears white musk from the body shop or Poison, for a night on tiles.

ROFL -I know these people!!!!!

Who is Karen married to? Is it Michael?

Chester and Topher have just bought a new flat overlooking the harbour.
Chester wants a white leather sofa.
Topher wants a black labrador.
They haven't spoken for 2 days, 3 hours and 28 minutes.

Topher will win (as she always does0 because she uses sex as a weapon

Gott go now, Night all - I have loved your company. This thread is tres amusing

Topher has delicate bone structure, and a Limahl hair style.
He is sometimes mistaken for a woman when the lighting is dim.

Karen is married to Robert, but she wishes she had put up with Michael when he was a post man as he now has his own delivery service company an lives in a penthouse in the posh part of town near the river. Karen stil lives with Robert and his mum.

I didn't think she was married. She's about to get her "if you don't meet someone in six months, we'll give you your money back" money back from Match.com.

I hope someone is doing a flow chart or family tree of all this?

when she is on Match.com she is 'not' married.

ROFL

Baz is a social worker.
Likes people to think his real name is Basil (but it's not, it's Barry).

Traci knows Karen goes on Match.com and when karen has a 'date' she uses her best mate, Tracie as an aliby to Robert. But, what Karen doesn't know is that Robert and Tracie are having an affair.

Chester and Topher live in the flat below Michael's penthouse. Topher quite fancies Michael, even though he wears Davidoff Cool Water and drives an MX5.

pmsl

Michael wants Tropher

Kimberley is a receptionist, she thinks shes dead popular and has a really irritating laugh.
Shes friends with Jess.

Michael has told Topher that he knows a top black lab breeder and they are going out on Saturday to have a look at some puppies together. They are taking Michael's MX5

Yes, I'm keeping a family tree record.

Andrea and Jonathan are brother and sister.

Their parents are Janet and Clive.

Clive is a retired design enginer, who can no longer spend sundays orientering. He owns a very old MG and wonders if driving a soft top is responsible for his baldness.

Well topher has decided that now that him and Chester haven't spoken for nearly three days, he is going to 'bump' into Michael in the lift...

Michael would never let anyone know about his gay tendancies. He's straight y'know.

Micheal still hankers after Karen and has seen her on Match.com. He is not sure if she would fancy a quickie for old times sake!

Evelyn MacMillan-Peirson wanders round town. She wears a duffle coat and a fedora.
And shouts at the pigeons.
She claims she is related to the Duchess of Kent.
Topher buys her some sandwiches from M&S every lunchtime.