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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:19

danielle still rolls her sleeves up like she did in the 80's.

She loves chicklit.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:19

Danielle likes to holiday in the Med.
She reads Jackie Collins novels and has pink fluffy mules.
She works in admin.
And drinks skinny moccachinos.
And vodka.
At lunchtime.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:20

Danielle would love to have a lot of designer gear but has to make do with Morgan

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:20

Lottie is really struggling to loke quinoa, but thinks she should.

She sometimes steals a bar of Plamil carob when she thinks her boss isnt looking.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:22

Lottie takes soya milk in her tea to try and fit in.
She seems to have developed a strange rash.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:22

Karen was terribly popular at achool but time is not being very kind to her
She seems far more confident than she really is though

sallysparrow · 18/07/2007 22:23

Hayley went to school with Danielle.

She is a size 16, and envies danielle her ability to wear Morgan.

She doesnt know about the vodka habit.

PinkMartini · 18/07/2007 22:23

Faye is has blonde wispy hair which she twiddles between her fourth and fifth fingers all the time.
She has a cat who eats better than she does (Felix extra special pouches)
She's a civil servant and gets loads of holiday but ends up going with her mum or sister.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:23

Jonathan and Kirstin usually win the pub quiz.

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:26

And Mandy and Andy are on the verge of divorce because they always come second in the pub quiz.

Mandy thinks Andy's knowledge of 80s rock music is letting them down.

He consoles himself with another pint of Brewers Droop.

Mandy likes pork scratchings.

And Jonathan.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:27

Faye also bites the skin on the side of her fingers

Blimey, I'm starting to fancy Jonathan now!!!

harpsichordcuddler · 18/07/2007 22:29

Karen is very nostalgic for school. she buys a lot of cds called "school disco number ones" which she listens to in her Clio.
at weddings she likes to dance to Motown.
she has joined the local preschool committee and when they had a meeting at her house she served three different set of dips, four kinds of crisps and a table full of different soft drinks.
none of which were touched.
she spends a lot of time walking the dog.

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 22:32

LOL Harpsichord

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:34

Jonathan is very good looking, but doesn't say too much.

brimfull · 18/07/2007 22:35

Karens has had the same hairstyle since she was 15 yr old

moodlumthehoodlum · 18/07/2007 22:36

Karen still wears Anais Anais..

brimfull · 18/07/2007 22:36

She loves the stencilling she's done in her kitchen

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:37

Cherry's parents were hippies
She stopped smoking 5 years ago
She is now addicted to the Nicorette inhaler
She sometimes pees when she laughs

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 22:38

Tacie still wears charlie as her best mate Karen gave it to her 10 years ago

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 22:40

Jess has only ever had ger fringe cut, she trims her own long blond hair each year, she always wears skirts to show off her slender ankles which are her second best feature - her hair she believes, is the best.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:42

Fynn's parents were hippies. They are very disappinted it's now such a popular name. His mother,Andrea, thought it was really way-out when she gave birth to him at Greenham Common.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:42

Jess is a classic "pear" shape and doesn't realise she will end up with her Mother's hips

DangerousBeans · 18/07/2007 22:43

Karen has a bottle of Rive Gauche in her bathroom cabinet.
It is her fall back perfume.

MrsScavo · 18/07/2007 22:46

Jessica, however, is an American high school student. she enjoys cheerleading and shopping. She's very upset her parents won't pay for her to have a breat enlargement. Her hair is always perfect because it takes her 2 1/2 hours to style every morning.

stressteddy · 18/07/2007 22:47

Fynn's Mother, Andrea once tried to disappear from the "system", just to see if she could
It lasted for 2 years and 4 months