If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

And Brian eats 2oz of ham every day for lunch

Lauren and Fynn are in a relationship.

Trish looks like a 25 yr old from behind because she still has lovely straight blonde hair which she will not cut.She is in fact about 56 yrs old and scares people when she turns around.She's an avid church goer but purely because she fancies the paster as her husband Mike is dull and obsessed with diy.

sallysparrow-you have got Brian to a tee.

Terry is a bell ringer and likes to drink real ale. he likes to chat to the bar maid Trish after Tuesday night practice. her heart sinks when he walks into the bar. she fantasises that he will drop dead and she will be free of his weekly beery leery flirtatious onslaught.

Brian amd Morris often go to airshows together

TRiush aslo wears tight t-shirts tucked into high waisted jeans

Don and Trish flirt alot, but both know nothing will ever happen.

Lionel carries a handbag

Trish likes Jonathan who comes in occasionally for a bar-meal with his wife

Furiousgeorge - I know - I live next door to the fecker!

Trish's tummy really doesn't look atractive in those jeans. Trish is Donna's mum.

Lionel's bag is definitely not a man-bag.

Trish does't think much of Jonathan's wife, Kirstin. She's far too bubly, and intelligent for Trish's liking.

Trish's best friend applied for her to go on "Look Good Naked"

Gok fainted when he saw her video try-out.

Trevor is a scientist managing a team of scientists all cleverer than him and who all hate him.

he has a beard and wears patterned sweaters.

for fun he likes to come home and criticise his wife. he owns a boat and moans endlessly about all the maintenance he has to do on it.

Kirstin, sowever, did got to go on "how to look good naked", which is why Trish sectetly hates her.

Barbara wears two piece outfits in a 'nice cheerful print' and slingbacks.
she would love to pose for one of those naked WI calendars
she drives a Honda Jazz

But Trish did once appear on Catchphrase. Her gold top caught the lights very badly and added 15 lbs - she has kept the video but doesn't show it to anyone

Lottie works in a health food shop.
She has done a beginner's course in Reflexology.
She fancies Dan Snow and Bear Grylls.
But is married to a Simon.
And cries herself to sleep.

Poor old Trish

Do these ones!! ...

Karen

Hayley

Danielle

!! lol

Lottie had to practise on Dwayne during her course.

She is wondering whether feet are really for her.

Perhaps reiki would be better - she wouldnt have to touch anyone.

mrsscavo - I feel so sad for a lot of these people! Bless em