If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

But at night Frances is the MC at Fanny's.

Rupert is an actor
Elaine is a gardener
Trish works for an insurance helpline
Clare runs a toy shop
Donna works in a care home for the elderly

Rupert is a fat sweaty actor who always plays "man having a heart attack" in Doctors/Holby City/The Bill.

Vicky sells Bettaware on the same estate as Sand.

But she is so successful she has to push her deliveries round in a trolley nicked from Asda

Mary says she's a christian but doesn't like any of her neighbours
Jane was always a bit whacky at achool to compensate for her dull name
Hilary is a good egg who has neurotic tendencies
Sam is jolly but cannot spell
Martin lives with his Mother and likes breasts

oh god this wHOLE THREAD is brilliant

'Caroline won't poo at work. She'll only ever poo at home in the comfort of her own loo'

do you KNOW my sister or something?

"ALicia(Liss") wants to be famous for lookign languid and having tousled hair.

when she went on a school skiing trip to val d'isere she had a peronalised hoody wiht "I'm Liss I put out" on it.

itsi in her bottom drawer so her parents wont see it"

that's so weird I know her
except she is called Lissy
otherwise deadly accurate

At night, Rupert can be found at the bar in Fanny's, eying up the fit young men.

Timon lacks in confidence and likes to be seen out with best fat friend Pumbaa.

Martin and Rupert know each other through the furby club where they meet every so often dressed as cuddly toys.

lol @ wishy

Martin would like to go to Fanny's, but is afraid his mother will find out.

Instead he gets Pandora's catalogue by mail order.

Its called "padora's Box" and has an art deco design that looks strangely like a vagina on the cover.

It comes in a plain brown envelope.

Martin comes in a tissue.

Everton really wishes that they hadn't moved to Liverpool

Sallysparrow - Martin is mortified that you know!!

Martin drives an old ford fiesta with "Fat Willy's Surf Shock" sticker on the back. Otherwise its immaculate and has Werthers originals in the glove box.

Joan is very bright and works in a laboratory. She wears an alice band in her hair.

Chris the physio also goes to Fanny's.

She dresses in leather jeans with a sock in the crotch, a white vest and a stick on moustache.

Her girlfriend Gina wears a rubber mini dress and black patent platform shoes.

Alan would love a pair, but the only go up to size 12.

Bev is very professional and career minded but she has food issues and can't eat anything that begins with the letter C

Janet has been on assertiveness classes, but doesn't feel she can put what she's learned into practice. Other people arn't so sure.

Timon and pumbaa also go to Furby's

Bev probably also has IBS which she tells everyone about.

Enid is Lorna's long suffering friend and shoulder to cry on, but she hasn't given Lorna her new mobile or email addy lately

Fynn went to school with Timon and Pumbaa, but wouldn't be seen dead at Furbys.