If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Bernard is an accountant. He was married but his wife left him for another woman.

As a student, Bernard shared a flat with another accountancy stident, also called Bernard.

Their landlady often invited them for a game of scrabble, along with sally, the student physio who lived in the attic.

(Two of those lines are, in fact, true)

Jeff plays guitar in a band at night and always thought he would be famous

He is now a teacher

Bernard wonders about going to Furby's but always decides against it. He's met Jean, on a cruise round the Scilly Isles, and doesn't want to jeopardise anything that might have to offer.

Sorry sally - unfortunate X post then...

Rachel works for a Fair Trade chocolate company so she can use marketing degree without feeling like she's sold out.

Si is in the army.

Joseph used to be in the army but gets paid more as a private contractor.

Jeff plays in a Christian rock band

Fynn works in the IT dept of the local hospital.

he likes to tell people the servers fallen over when they ring him with a query.

Thats if he ever answers the phone.

These are fab.Uncannily accurate though.

Yolande works on the cosmetics counter in a local department store.She always has a full face of thick slap on.Even her boyfriend Paul has never seen her face in its natural sake.Yolande thinks that she would be 'letting herself go'if she went barefaced.

Sylvia runs the local WI.She is lovely to everyone,but won't hesitate to gossip about them as soon as there back is turned.

Camilla left her little job in London,when she married Robert,who works in high finance.They have a 'little' house in the country where she spends most of her time riding horses.Occasionally she will do some consultancy work,just to keep her name in circulation.

Joseph watches 24 to get inspiration.

Sallys Bernard is actually called Chris, adn all 3 lines are true.

Annabel used to be a pa but gave up when she had babies. She wears capri pants and pumps and drives a Renault Clio. she saves her old toothbrushes to clean behind the taps while listening to JEremy Vine on radio 2.

Yolande is actually 20 years older than Paul.

the shock would kill him.......

Mona was one of the first ever members of "friends of the earth" - she doesn't like to brag about it but is secretly pleased that people are getting on the recycling bandwagon

(Are any of you worried that people are describing you because they know you???!!)

Moodlum, thats the other bernard!

Morris is the co-ordinator of the local Neighbourhood watch. He gets very upset when people leave their rubbish bags out before 7pm.

stressteddy, ive never worn a moustache....

Mona is friends with Vivienne.

Morris folds his plastic bags and always re-uses them

Lauren worked hard for her GSCEs but pretended not to. she wants to be a lawyer when she leaves school but had told her mum she wants to be a beautician, just to annoy her.

Mona and Vivienne used to do demos together

Amanda has married beneath her ,talks frightfully well and wishes her husband did aswell,but pretends not to care.

She care about curtains, wearing the correct underwear and only likes little dogs.

Brian sits behind his net curtains to check if his neighbour is doing any gardening.

If he is, Brian will rush out and mow the lawn.

Brian moved to the country to retire. He is currently suing his other neighbour for keeping hens, as they make a noise.

He tried to sue the local farmer for keeping cows, but the farmer came after him with a gun.

Moris washes his car every Sunday morning without fail.

Brian and morris are both on the Parish council.

Their meetings make the Vicar of Dibley look sane.