If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Don spends far too much time in the pub, which has resulted in him having a huge beer belly. He always says what he thinks.

Ofcourse she does. Dave is a few years younger, with a better figur, and drives a BMW.

No one seems to quite know what happend to their son Alan............

Vic and Doreen have two children - Elaine - lucky in her career as a Weightwatchers meeting leader (she's done ever so well to lose the four stone) but she's unlucky in love. Their second child, and Doreen's favourite is John-Paul, named after Doreen's hairdresser at the time. He's less of a success and still lives at home.

Alan is living in Swindon under the name of Alana.

Alan has taken the hormones and grown norks, but still needs to shave daily.

Wonder if we should suggest to MNHQ subject for their next book...

"Choose your baby name the Mumsnet way"

There's at least 4 people on here that I know

Dwayne has very cold feet that ooze if you press them.

The reflexologist lives in fear of his next appointment.

Alan is 6'2" and had size 13 feet.

But he has managed to find high heels on a website that seels fetishwear.

The Alan I know was made redundant from his manual job and is trying to come to terms with a job in the service sector where he has to smile and say good morning to people.

Richard just wants a quiet life.

During the day anyway

Pandora runs the website that sells the fetishwear.

She models for the site and loves the smell of Pervoshine.

Sandra (pronounced SARNdraw) sells Avon but wants to sell Virgin Vie because she'll get more commision and thinks its less tacky.

Pointy, thats just his day job.

Alana will eventually be working full time at Fanny's, a transvestite nightclub.

Sandra lives on the wrong estate to sell Virgin Vie. She's trying to pursuade John to move to the new-build estate on the other side of town, where everyone has virgin Vie party's. but John knows they cant afford it.

Tamar and Devon's parents moved to Totnes just before they were born.

They run an organic pharmacy.

Am at 'Nikki is an overly friendly nursery nurse'

lol!!!