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If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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coddy · 18/07/2007 11:30

if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

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hotcrumpets · 18/07/2007 14:19

my names on here

and it's so right

Balls · 18/07/2007 14:22

So is mine and it is pants!

SixKindsOfCrisis · 18/07/2007 14:25

Coddy you did my name and you were exactly right. I am quite scared of you.

pigleto · 18/07/2007 14:53

Shanice has perfect airbrush fingernails. She works in HR. Her children do their homework as soon as they get home from school.

electra · 18/07/2007 14:59

Andrew is a doctor

Andy is an office manager or some such thing

coddy · 18/07/2007 15:02

6kinds

ithankoyu

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sAurorhal · 18/07/2007 15:02

Lisa collects Forever Friends teddies and has character slippers.

bristols · 18/07/2007 15:03

I wish I was an aerobics instructor. Wouldn't be so bloody flabby then!

BocoBeak · 18/07/2007 15:05

Duncan wears chunky knits and likes hill walking and supports Save the Otter. He used to play guitar.

wishywotz · 18/07/2007 15:07

susie is a sweet receptionist who is looking to be a PA one day

TigerFeet · 18/07/2007 15:09

Oh dear my name has appeared now and it isn't nice at all (and soooooo not me )

MrsBadger · 18/07/2007 16:10

this thread has improved my day immeasurably

cod got me right the first time, in spirit if not in detail.

Emma is capable and will pick your kids up from school when you are stuck at the vet.

Libby likes to think she is bohemian but is actually quite conservative and easily shocked.

Enid · 18/07/2007 16:26

lol my name is here and is right in two cases

Surfermum · 18/07/2007 16:30

I am PMSL at the spot-on description of my name.

mumto3girls · 18/07/2007 16:40

I'm not like my name..

midnightexpress · 18/07/2007 16:51

Kim is a bit mucky and smokes skinny menthol cigs. All blokes fancy her. Even the ones who say they don't.

Poor poor Frank.

SaintGeorge · 18/07/2007 16:56

pigleto, your posts are freaking me out! You have so far named and perfectly described 3 people that I know.

Which of my neighbours will you name next I wonder?

pointydog · 18/07/2007 17:00

Morag talks a lot and half the time it's mince

TinyGang · 18/07/2007 18:11

Neville likes to be called Nev. He drinks real ale and goes to CAMRA meetings.

He wears Tshirts with supposedly funny and witty observations on them. They're not.

He'd like a girlfriend. It ain't happening.

He listens to Pink Floyd.

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 18:28

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Megglevache · 18/07/2007 18:36

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Peachy · 18/07/2007 18:42

MIL is Linda, she amkes wedding cakes

'my' (as in friend)Mike revamps mini cars

My sister Nikki IS a nursery nurse, but is as friendly as herpes

Although I am really claire- and driven is about right (sadly, my ambition is to one day learn to chill)

CalifrauniusFudge · 18/07/2007 18:43

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