If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Les is a pervert.

Gillian lives in Surrey. She is upper/middle class and looking good for her age. She is probably divorced and has an active social life.

Kai is a pale runty 15yo in a hoody.

Bunty is on the flower arranging rota at the village church.

Alison is a manager at M&S.

Rosie tries to keep it reaall in the grungier end of Notting Hill/Portabello, but in fact lives off the trust fund Daddy set up.

Gavin is a nerdy techie.

Kylie is 15 with a ASBO

neil or graham are car salesmen (bought new car today there was a graham in 2 dealerships and a neil in the other 2!)

Pauline works in a post office

Ricky/Gavin/Lee are builders or in building trade

Carol has big teeth and is a good egg.

Kelly is always a slut who steals other peoples men and you wouldnt leave her alone with your dh for 5 minutes

Pat has back problems. There's a Post-It note sellotaped onto the back of her chair that says 'PAT'S CHAIR DO NOT ADJUST'. Pat is five stone overweight and has a portable fan on her desk which is permanently on. She keeps her colleagues updated about her Slimming World meetings though so they know she's making an effort.

tony is a cheating low life with no self respect and now has a beer gut!

well, you got my name wrong. i dont know what the first thing is and i think reiki is a pile a crap. but there you go!

there are no simons on here??

(and I'm not happy bout being a stripper )

why not? youd be raking it in

These are great ! We could write a collective novel starring 5 of them, with a further dozen or so in supporting roles...

...PinkMartini's Roger/Penny(+ sad stalkerish Lesley) would be a good start.

Throw into the mix Mimi, an alpha mummy who's uber competitive over the scolastic achievements of her 7 year old twins Hero and Ptolemy.

Cressida works in the arts (though no one's ever entirely sure what she does) and has unruly hair which could do with a dose of Frizz Ease.

She doesn't eat very often (she forgets )and wears clashing ethnic clothes.

Nick is a bastard to the juniors in his law firm, but is charmingly and attentively polite to his wife's friends.

Ellaine added the extra "l" to her name in order to make it sound a bit wackier to her colleagues in admin. She eats stinking hard boiled eggs for lunch, brought from home in a tupperware box.

SImon is well-scrubbed, over-serious with an interest in antiques and no one ever remembers what his job is

tuppy, do you know an Ellaine?

Fenella - eager to please. Lies down with her legs in the air at the earliest opportunity.

Mark wears RayBans

This thread has me PMSL!! Sounds like something a marketing department would conjure up