If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Terry likes to use the expressions 'nanny state' and 'political correctness gone mad'. He wears brown-tinted raybans and stripy polo shirts. He has big plans to emigrate to Spain and open an English Pub there.

Sacha likes to wear unusual colour combinations..

Caitlin is into wicca and does reiki

Mags volunteers at the local baptist church making teas and coffees and helping out with the kids programme of events in the summer holidays. She wears floaty dresses and has long grey hair and droopy boobs.

Her husband Gareth has a beard and is also a baptist, he fantasises about doing it with the pastors wife Anne who he thinks would be a right goer.

Yes! Tim is very timid.

I know a tim who smokes silk cut ultra even though he is aged 50 + he along with another Tim I know are both architects in the boring sense.

Celia is an older parent who had kids later in life and would like to run the toddler group but always feels she is on the periphery, having once been at the top of her game.

She has long mumsy hair and may wear glasses with substantial lenses.

Barry has a combover

Barry also has rather smelly feet and a sweaty brow

Ben is into football. He teaches in the same PE department as Tony and when they go to the pub to watch the match Ben notices that Tony aways leaves just before his round.

Ben is living with an ex pupil called Dannielle, but it is OK because they didn't have sex until she left for sixth form college.

Brian is a milk man. He is a simple man and doesn't drink or smoke. He doesn't talk about his feelings, he just deals with them by working hard.

He wears a small gold chain and a signet ring and takes his kids for bike rides on the weekend. He doesn't really 'do' sport himself but is an enthusiastic dad supporter.

Brian wears comfy jeans in a mid denim that taper to the ankle and a nicely ironed t shirt. He smells vaguely of aftershave, probably davidoff cool water.

Arthur is the doorman at the local theatre. He has seen all the greats as they left the theatre but has never sat in the stalls.

Suzanne is an events manager. She is a hard woman and likes to employ slightly younger men who she sexually harrasses at conferences.

Ethel smells of wee and stale biscuits. She is prone to singing about white cliffs in dover. The care assistants tell her she's "a card".

Kate is eminently practical and a bit hard nosed

Katie is flighty and has blonde hair

Alan is a keen gardener and usually wins something for his dahlias at the village show. His car is immaculate. He wears stey pressed grey "slacks" and his wife Mary is a neat and tidy, soft spoken member of the Mothers Union.

Kerry is a beauty therapist who likes ironing. Her two girls are impeccable. If she doesn't do a quick hoover before bed she can't get to sleep. Her husband Stewart is very proud the way she keeps house. He goes on two golf holidays every year.

LOLOL at this thread.

Jean is a dinner lady. She has a hair "do" and wears tabards to do the dusting at home.

Brian is Kerry's dad but she hasn't seen him since he left her mum Nadine 20 years ago. She doesn't know about his second family.

Michelle was captain of the netball team, had blonde hair, wore big white socks and ears pierced with gold studs.
was popular with the boys.

Adam is a real estate agent, young, a few spots, very eager. HIs suit is too big in the shoulder and is from some faux italian suit shop Cicccio.

Jean has bunions, but her chiropodist Margaret comes to her house every six weeks.

Tim follows his wife Helen around Marks&sparks like a fathful labradore.

Nogoes your too close for comfort about myself and my ex!

Beverley runs a dog kennel. She thinks you should 'just show him who's boss.'

Carrie organises the school fair. She knows you will avoid eye-contact when she is looking for volunteers.

Cath has two six year old twins but drives a 4x4 and parks in disabled spaces.

Gerald wears reactolite rapides and lacoste polo shirts in pastel colours

Claire may well be a driven person. But she avoids her obligations because the need to be perfect makes her weep.