My first parking thread!

[SharronNeedles]

So, I'm off work on annual leave with DS. Just been out for the day and just got home to find that it's school run time. We live near a first school so obviously the streets are lined with cars. Someone has parked on my drive and someone else is blocking them in!
Now I imagine that as no one is ever here during the day, these people have been doing this for some time (we've only lived here 3 months and the house was emtpy for a year before that). I've squeezed in beside the car blocking the drive so they won't be able to get our (remember the scene from Friends with Ross's sports car?) and therefore the car on my drive can't escape either.
AIBU to just sit here with a cuppa and watch this all play out while pretending not to be in?

Pure class!

YES

@SharronNeedles not only one of my favourite Queens from Ru Paul but now officially the Queen of serving Cheeky Fuckers everywhere!

Take a bow! Take a bloody big bow!👑

Sharron just read the whole thing, reading the main points to DP.

We love you.

Yay! Well done op and mr op!

The best thing about this is you keeping your cool and simply being unable to move the cars due to legitimate alcohol consumption. Classic end! The fact they brought men but no apologies shows they need to sleep on the issue to reflect on their behaviour.

Shantay you stay at least your car should

When they turn up tomorrow, tell them they have to say these words,' I'm a CF, I'm so sorry for parking on/across your drive and inconveniencing you and I will never do it again'. If they refuse, shut the door. When they ring again, say politely, 'Can I help you? 'Repeat, repeat until they say those words and record it. Ring the DM too and get them there at 10.

Best thread ever....

That is all 🤣🤣

Keep your camera on incase of any mysterious damage...

I would invoice them the cost of parking there. Then point out how much it will cost them in future. Bunch of CF's indeed! Cannot believe they were brazen enough to blame you.

@SneakyGremlins 😁

Let the air out of the tyres.

Then offer to lend them a foot pump at the rate of £100/hr. Money up front, of course.

Wrap the car up in clingfilm and smear jam over individual layers so it gets chock full of bees and ants and shit like that.

👏🏿 best parking thread ever! Well done op and well done op dh 👏🏿

QuizQueen

Best thread - love it.

Respect!! To OP, her DH & her amazing neighbour!

'Forgive me, Reverend Mother...'

Ledge. Love it.

Did they all turn up, or was it just one of the, if so orange or green car?

Demand 3 acts of worship before moving actually not just an apology.

Oh OP me and DP had a super quick catch up on your thread and have decreed you two our favourite MN couple

Best thread ever

Can't wait for an update tomorrow morning!