I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)

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But I thought I'd share anyway.

This happens on our street a LOT and I just don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate, the gap between the wing mirror and wall isn't big enough for a child to slip through and the car is so huge it blocks pedestrians from seeing whats coming without stepping into the road.
Not to mention that he's parked on a T-junction.

GRR!

(Obligatory Mumsnet diagram provided)

True that it's a bad idea to draw attention to your untaxed car!

Police are here

Sorry, I'm place marking, perfect execution of twatty driver situation op! I'm very impressed.

I'm so excited.

Police are here

LIVE STREAM IT ON PERISCOPE. NOW.

Graps the popcorn....op keep updating

That was quick. I've never seen a MN thread where a 101 call actually led to police arriving

Ah, the escalation of the neighbour stealing the car keys would have been magnificent. However, sometimes simplicity is best.

You do realise your entire life needs to come to a grinding halt now, so you can update in real time?

So, none of this "okay, I'll come back later if something happens" nonsense.

You're so close to Classics!

👀👀🍿

Either marrying me or a pickle officer would cement it in classics for sure.

x-posted while the police arrived!!!

POLICE!

I'm hoping they carry out an extra judicial execution of the driver in the street, rather than the usual wet lettuce established procedures.

And a 4x4 as well. Ticks all the boxes.

I am sure the DVLA sends a reminder for road tax (in the post!) So 'Landrover-CF' must have been warned about it. And he got the MOT done only a few weeks before the tax was due too. Pillock!

POLICE ARE HERE!

Offered them a cup of tea because I can't contained my British and also mentioned it was untaxed.

Pickle Officer

Sunday afternoon is probably quiet on the western front.

That's probably why Pleece came speedily!

Yes athing - it's dead handy if you want to check your own car, a bit worrying that anyone can do it.

Hope you also told them they've made a lot of people online rather happy at their quick response.

Your double glazing is on it's way out...

You need to get some new glass for that window OP, the seal has gone and let moisture in, WHICH IS OBSCURING MY VIEW OF THE DRAMA FFS

That's an incredible response time, I'm glad they take parking as seriously as we do.
Or maybe it's stolen.

Bingbong I'm sure today is Saturday....?

MotherofaSurvivor I rent the house off an absolute cowboy landlord who overcharges me and never, ever fixes anything. Bane of my life.