I know I'm not being unreasonable about this parking!!! (with diagram)

[UnsuspectedItem]

But I thought I'd share anyway.

This happens on our street a LOT and I just don't understand how people can be so inconsiderate, the gap between the wing mirror and wall isn't big enough for a child to slip through and the car is so huge it blocks pedestrians from seeing whats coming without stepping into the road.
Not to mention that he's parked on a T-junction.

GRR!

(Obligatory Mumsnet diagram provided)

Please don't fall out of the window. Dm would LOVE that.

"Mumsnetter breaks neck trying to film illegally parked car as demanded by evil feminist liberals."

Don't key it either.

"Evil slutty mumsnetter damages car after provocation from snowflake coven of harpies."

Get it posted on YPLAC too, OP!

www.youparklikeacunt.com/

I'm not going to lie though, I'm pretty jumpy everytime I think I hear someone walking up the path to my house! Half expecting to get an angry knock on the door in retaliation.

This is the best parking thread ever!!!!!!! Keep updating op you are a star....

How on earth has he managed to be untaxed for a year!!!!

Omg OP that’s infuriating.

Excellent excellent excellent diagram though 👏🏻

Xpost. Never mind

Oh I didn't know you had called 101 already sorry OP!

Oooh whereabouts are you OP? If you're near me I can come round and try and get my wheelchair past - opportunity to both scratch the YPLAC car and take a sadface photo for mumsnet the press

I might also propose to you too

You win mumsnet OP!! This should be held up as an example of what other parking threads should aspire to achieve!!

Awful parking OP love your note

God this thread is good.

Gold star, op.
Could only be bettered if they got towed.

Really awful for residents tho.

@londonrach

How on earth has he managed to be untaxed for a year!!!!

It actually only overdue by 6 weeks. (It was due end of November 2017.)

But it's still overdue. And overdue enough for a fine/bollocking/points on his licence!!!

You've handled this situation perfectly. Please update when the rozzers turn up!

GlovesAndHatsAndFloofyCats

Staffordshire

If I get a photo of it being towed do you think we'll make it to gasp Classics

(Plus BummyMummy is legally obliged to marry me, its in writing on the internet forever now!)

Also, how brass necked is this CF to park illegally when they haven't got valid road tax?!? Not like they've tried to be covert, most arrogant in their assumption that they can go unpunished for both misdeeds

Also, how brass necked is this CF to park illegally when they haven't got valid road tax?!? Not like they've tried to be covert, most arrogant in their assumption that they can go unpunished for both misdeeds

If there was a Mumsnet Oscars then you'd have the award for Best Parking Diagram for sure.

Really hoping the police come soon and CF gets what's coming to them.

Hope they get in trouble !!! ( reveals nasty streak for poor drivers !) 👊🏻

Oh, please update us and let us know if they get a ticket.

And what's the penalty for having an untaxed car on the road these days?

Unsuspected damn, it would take me hours to get to Staffordshire in my wheelchair

Sorry! You'll have to marry bummy instead!

Only 1 thing keeping you from the Mumsnet Hall of Fame OP - your final "to do" was "drink tea".

No, No, No

MN tradition demands you DRINK GIN

The fact that it is Saturday morning when you wrote the post is irrelevant.

Also, how brass necked is this CF to park illegally when they haven't got valid road tax?!?

CF driver knows it's supposed to be off the road, so they've parked on the pavement.

Seems legit.

I'm poorly- this is totally making my afternoon!!!