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Help. Epic hotel choice failure

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BoffinMum · 31/07/2017 20:43

So here we are in a family hotel in Italy on holiday, near Lake Garda. We are supposed to be here for two weeks and it's costing 5800 euros full board for four of us including DS2 (16) and DS3 (8). We have had a terrible year and this was supposed to be a special holiday to recover.

We all hate it. I hate it so much I could cry.

The hotel itself is really small and the things we thought we would use - spa and so on - are only open 4-7.30 daily (it said nothing about this on the website). We've just had a meal and it's reminiscent of school dinners - I could have cooked it better myself. You can only have dinner from 7-8pm. Nothing like the lovingly garnished offerings on the website, basically stodge. Even the teenager gave up ploughing through it. Our wine eventually came after we had fiinished the meal. There are no soft drinks for kids apart from Fanta, Sprite or Coke. The kids bedroom smells of smoke (as does ours) and has restricted ceiling height so DS2 is going to be banging his head the whole time. The decor reminds me of my grandmother's house about 30 years ago. There is nowhere to get away from the din because it's so small and i currently have a kids' disco under my window (it's 930 pm here) and DS3 is tired from travelling all day but it's too noisy to go to sleep.

I have been down the the manager to explain the problems but he just shrugged and said 'other people like it'. He said we have to stay at least a week otherwise they will have an empty room.

So we are trapped in this glorified youth hostel listening to a kids disco booming away under the window eating stodge and will have to spend 2900 euros for the privilege. And there may be nowhere else to go,

Help, what do I do?

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badbadhusky · 01/08/2017 20:10

Bravo Boffin. Sounds lovely all round.

badbadhusky · 01/08/2017 20:11

Or Brava, if we are to be correct about matchy-matchy Italian grammar.

MrsMontgomerySmythe · 01/08/2017 20:12

Holiday is looking up 😄

BoffinMum · 01/08/2017 20:16

Surely Bravissima

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turtlecreek · 01/08/2017 20:16

StarStarStar

Wordsaremything · 01/08/2017 20:17

Just looked at the Adriana on trip adviser. Fuck me that photo of the couple in the pine clad room with the lake photo behind the bed? And she is saying ' sorry do I know you? Are you Patsy's husband?'

But the reviews look Ok, OP. I do sympathise, funny though it is.

Floralnomad · 01/08/2017 20:17

Glad things are looking up , are you still looking to leave on Friday ?

IdoHaveAName · 01/08/2017 20:19

You missed the clown!!!

FatherJemimaRacktool · 01/08/2017 20:19

Hooray for you! DP, who never shows any interest in the MN threads I regale bore him with, has been very concerned about your holiday woes and was asking earlier if you had managed to cancel to food part of the package.

LIZS · 01/08/2017 20:20

Excellent news re decent Italian food.

BoffinMum · 01/08/2017 20:32

FatherJemima, I channelled my German mother and instructed the hotelier we were going to be on the bed and breakfast package moving forward. In German.

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ImNotWhoYouThinkIAmOhNo · 01/08/2017 20:34

A round of applause for Boffin and Pasty! This is going to be an epic holiday for both families, I tell ya.

IdoHaveAName · 01/08/2017 20:35

You'll still get the meat feast at breakfast

IfYouGoDownToTheWoodsToday · 01/08/2017 20:47

You'll still get the meat feast at breakfast

Don't tell them that, they're just starting to enjoy themselvesHmm Grin

SunnySkiesSleepsintheMorning · 01/08/2017 20:52

This is the most awesome thread ever ever. Sometimes, I wonder why I bother with MN and then little gems like this appear.

Happy holidays!

Trills · 01/08/2017 20:58

I get seasick so don't want to come on the yacht, but when you are having a villa (or small mansion) with a daily chef do give me a bell Wink

Mumsnut · 01/08/2017 20:59

Please, please, Patsy and Boffin: hire some clown costumes and cause random havoc over the next few days.

BoffinMum · 01/08/2017 21:06

Bit tempted to book the Boffenigo Small and Beautiful as that's surely named after me.

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orangina · 01/08/2017 21:08

I came onto MN tonight specifically to check up on you and your holiday from hell Boffin..... SO THRILLED to read about the MN meet up and general silver lining etc. Have a fab holiday nowWine Cake etc...

MrsMontgomerySmythe · 01/08/2017 21:12

The adverts flashing up on this thread are randomly offering me a holiday in Sweden!!!!

They know better than to offer us all a good deal to the Adriana.

Leo35 · 01/08/2017 21:22

I have had a look at the hotel website - too much temptation not to do so. You may have to forego the Polenta in Mountain Chalet as well - or have you kept the booking for that??!

The hotel management must be getting very excited about the amount of hits on the website, what with all the MNetters having a look.

Glad you have a comrade in arms and practical solutions to your holiday woes. Hope you enjoy the rest of your holiday.

BoffinMum · 01/08/2017 22:40

Patsy is indeed fab and I hope she comes out to play tomorrow as well.

Get her to tell you about the rich experience that was the bee museum Grin

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IdoHaveAName · 01/08/2017 23:07

I'll ask Patsy's Mammy if she can come out to play tomorrow. Us Mners need her.

wrinkleseverywhere · 01/08/2017 23:19

Boffin how did you know you'd met Patsy's DH? I can see how you might chat to a fellow English person & may quickly determine whether they are enjoying their holiday or not but how do you assess that their DW is a fellow M'Netter?
We had a disastrous three nights in a very old fashioned hotel in Italy once. You had to order your supper at breakfast & had to sit at your allocated table for every meal. We were there for four nights &, on night three, decided to cut our losses & go out for dinner. They were genuinely very concerned as to what might have happened to us..

lazycrazyhazy · 01/08/2017 23:36

Would the manager let you change to bed and breakfast so you could at least escape the food? If he lets you escape fully after a week you would probably find somewhere on homeaway.co.uk even last minute. It usually works out much cheaper and then you can eat what and where you choose.

In Italy I always ask for restaurant recommendations on the local forums on trip advisor as often the tourist places are dire whereas we find lovely hidden gems down alleys you wouldn't know were there from the forums.