Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

wasonthelist

waves from other thread with fascists on it

Funny it was all down to my ex DH. I LTB and am now identifying as a lesbian man.

Does anyone else think OP should have had a Trigger Warning on this thread??

You should have put in a trigger warning OP. Just because you mentioned 'post' in the title I didn't expect to actually be about posting or threads.

Not RTFT but obviously the best goat curry is with the Instant Pot and not the slow cooker.

I give you curry in a hurry

fails to mention I don't actually eat meat

Does anyone else think OP should have had a Trigger Warning on this thread??

Yes and I am FUMING that it doesn't also say lighthearted as there are definitely (or defiantly as we are now obliged) some lighthearted comments.

ILikeBeansWithKetchup Hah snap!!

ILikeBeans I can see why you LTB but now I'm left wondering if DP is your ex.
Wise choice BTW, personally I'm considering identifying as a pass ag cocklodger.

Please tell me this thread will end up in Classics MNHQ

both a meta and a serious plea

Another one here saying LTB and the cancel the cheque...they ( goats) never change their Narc/ EA behaviour....is there anyone in RL you can stay with?? xx

X post with Haffiana

And yes , there should have definitely had a Trigger warning....I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight reading all of this X

OP are you me? Seriously, I could of written this post! I literally spit my coffee out over my screen. Literally.

HTH.

Are you in the Cheshire area?

I'm in the Aberdeen area if that helps but I am sure any fellow vipers would rehome your goat.

Or, otherwise , sad to say you may have to have DD PTS.

Just noticed Funnyfarmer's post from 14.19 ( because I occasionally read threads if there's nowt else on)

And really, just really,
You could always try talking to her

Are you seriously suggesting this as a way of resolving differences of opinion between adults?

Have you learnt nothing from MN?

Wow. Just Wow.
(And reporting to SS )

Keeping goats is cruel and illegal and should be reported to the authorities.

You should show MIL this thread.

Can someone make a haiku please?

Or a grabby goat wedding poem?

keeping goats is cruel and illegal

reported

Goats are not good pets
They make a God awful mess
And shit ev'rywhere

My Daughter is 9
She cannot X Y or Z
Please read the full thread

For our wedding we do not want gifts.
We would like you to donate
To goat farming in Africa so that it lifts
Families out of poverty and hate
So that our conscience shifts
From guilty to a very serene state

£700 each should do.

Ketchup

Goats are not pets they are part of the family! My goat would never hurt a fly and I always let her off the lead in public. Especially in non goat designated areas.