Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

I am the op's neighbour this thread is terribly outing!

Op i have a list as long as my arm of contentions;
1)please can you stop letting your goat play on your garden at 5am it makes a terrible noise on the trampoline.
2) please stop parking your goats helicopter on my drive! I completely understand that your goat has issues but my armadillos need at least 40 m of open space to do their weighted yoga!

3) please stop expecting me to do free childcare for your dd and goat it really took the biscuit when you asked me to take your goat and dd on holiday and only feed them hummus. SS and the rspca have been called.

What do you mean Sue the goat? It's your DH with the problem, FFS! Thank God you haven't got DCs. LTB!

I hate these weddings where the guests end up stealth paying for the couple's conscience. YANBU.

The goat took biscuits???

101 immediately.

I think I live on the same street. Is that you Caroline??

You think I should consider suing the goat? Is this for the damage to my lawn??

yy to haffiana

In fact, thinking back , I am sure OP's Op is a stealth boast.

NRTFT, but I'm sure you said Sue the goat. Have you considered said goat might be depressed, OP?

So now you grab goats. You could get done for assault. And I would say the same if you were a man.

DGoat may well be depressed but I don't see how that is relevent here.

She should just cheer up, learn to drive and get a nanny, that would solve all her problems. Money really shouldn't be an issue here.

You should never ever hit a goat. And time out is cruel and abusive.

Allow it to find its own way to play.

I'm keeping the goat,
It's not a passive aggressive twunt,
Unlike you.

Moon would she bu to carry a knife though? I think that's a good idea.

Maybe just a can of red dye?

Look at all the goat shaming on this thread, you should be ashamed of yourselves. MN is so disgustingly Goatphobic.

RTFT. I suggested that on page 73.

Exactly! Sounds like she needs pampering. Treat her to a nice hooficure maybe? And treat her to a her fave Goaty Cologne.

Not rtft but have you considered getting a goat?

Op can i ask why your goat has a llama visiting in the early hours do you think your goata dealing.

Red dye - that's just victim blaming.
Log it now.
Report to SS and RSPCA.

Chillyegg are you part of the neighbourhood watch nosy fucker?

NRLFT. LTB.

Oh my god so this is what you've been doing online all day - inciting goatophobia? What's your problem Mum? IF THAT IS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!

Can you dripfeed a goat?

I am indeed part of the neighbourhood watch Teatowelfairy. We only meet twice nightly every 2 days in my underground garden bunker. Weve just ordered a darling set of organic goat hair beanies......we only formed because of that dastardly goat . Poor Margaret at no65 has never been the same since the goat ended up naked in her Japanese water rockery.

HairsprayBabesGoat
Shit! I am so sorry darling, it wasn't like that, have you RTFT?