Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

Your goat is clearly having an emotional affair.

I've never said this before but I think you should LTB.

I reported the thread ages ago, I've done an AS and OP has made no mention of a goat before.

YABU forcing your vegan dd to eat goat!
Have you tried soya milk?
I've never eaten goat and I can do perfectly good algebra. Maybe 9 is a bit young for advanced maths

I have NC for this obviously, it is very outing and I don't want my goat to end up in the mail!

You should be able to feed 213 people but won't smoked goat be a bit chewy?

If you don't tell us how old your goat is, how can you expect people to help you! FFS.

Haven't read the thread but you need to go NC with MIL if she's going to keep logging your ewe with 101.

So far OP you've said your goat is 87mths, Seven and a quarter years and 7&1/4 . How can you expect us to help you when you've given three, quite clearly not the same, oh no, ages? Oh btw call the goat Curry.

You've obviously got MIL issues!
Think there is more to this than your letting on op. I'm starting to wonder if you even have a goat. I've kept goats all my life so I think I know more about it than you.
And saying dg only smokes the off cuben? Well that's good but no cigar.

I think this is actually a PBG
(previously banned goat)

Have you thought about booking a spa day?

Interesting first post

And if you can't afford it, you just need to move out of London

This isn't really about the goat is it? I think it's a bit of a red herring....

typical AIBU thread...op-aibu? Rest of NM- yes YABU op- no I'm not!!

Well, for a start OP, It's clear that you hate your stepkids.

Well I am CLEARLY Not U as out of nearly 90 posts at least one person has agreed with me.

I think you should write to the Board of Governors. They're waiting avidly for a letter about a goat.

I am going to contact OFSTED and then log it with 101

It's people like you who put a strain on the NHS . There's a reason it's called Accident and Emergency.

I thought trollhunting wasn't allowed?

But FWIW I agree with @SumThucker and @Fruitcocktail6 - something doesn't add up here.

But at least the cheque has been cancelled and the whole debacle has been logged with 101.

I would have to suggest you all cut off contact complete with your mil. Mainly because I don't get along with my mil so all mil's are the heathen.
There's absolutely no point in trying to talk this through because MY mil is a dick and a complete narc who would do anything to split me and dh up and run away with my kids so I imagine your mil is exactly the same.
By the sounds of it your goat wasn't breast fed so that's why she's behaving this way.

Pp are giving you some really good advice so there's no need to be arsey! And what's with all the drip feeds?

You don't have a mil problem you have a husband problem

Well I think this a TAAT.

Reported.

Yes, you should provide laundry on the line for your goat to eat but fresh laundry not laundry that's been left out overnight and got fucking darked on - no wonder the poor things's wasting away, it's not rocket science ffs!!

Can you not park the goat somewhere else? What does your husband say about it all?