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Original poster

Read the Damn Post! AIBU

526 replies

HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 12:17

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

OP posts:
BenadrylCucumberpatch · 27/04/2017 14:58

HairsprayBabe

We don't have a telly actually, we weave our own lentils in the evening for fun

A quick AS on your name showed you put DGoat in front of First Time Farmers while you showered last October. Hmm

YABU

twocockers · 27/04/2017 15:00

I'm so worried about the goat that I'm going to phone social devices. If all it eats is hummous then I hope you've stocked up due to the national shortage - I suppose you could always just feed it a Greggs sausage roll and a fruit shoot??

DancingLedge · 27/04/2017 15:00

I think as long as you made a proper educational exercise out of growing the wheat for the homemade pasta, with full participation of DD, DG and any visiting sheep/llamas, you may just get away with that meal.

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 15:00

Benadryl That was on the ipad! How else am I supposed to neglect my kids Mumsnet!

OP posts:
BenadrylCucumberpatch · 27/04/2017 15:03

Waiting on OP to return backpedalling, and say she got rid of her TV just after after that post last year, so wasn't actually lying.

Sure thing OP Wink

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 15:04

Oh I am fumming... not sure at what but I really am now!

OP posts:
BenadrylCucumberpatch · 27/04/2017 15:05

Sounds like you need a Spa Day Smile

SumThucker · 27/04/2017 15:06

You're coming across very aggressive in your posts OP Hmm

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 15:06

CheepAndOrm

Oh, hun UOK?

Iv jut come over form Netmums to and they're so harsh on MN.

I don't understand what they mean about Snowflakes and unicorns

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 15:06

Excellent suggestion - anyone know of any spas that will except me and my DGoat as we really can't be separated before she is 21.

OP posts:
OhBlissOhJoy · 27/04/2017 15:11

Then there's always someone that has to put in a pointless post as shameless placemarking.
Who me?

Unihorn · 27/04/2017 15:11

I know of a spa that only serves chicken nuggets but they also grow their own herbs. Of course they only accept goats that never used dummies.

Emmageddon · 27/04/2017 15:12

Unmumsnetty hugs, OP, people are being very harsh.

DancingLedge · 27/04/2017 15:13

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Persemillion · 27/04/2017 15:14

Stop going round in circles OP, you don't seem to be listening to the sensible advices given in this thread. The goat is having an affair.

LTG

ILikeBeansWithKetchup · 27/04/2017 15:17

Did anyone actually even read the link I put on page 27?

I shall put it on again because I really am right about all this.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4451874/Hilary-Duff-makes-leggy-impression-filming-New-York.html

And I would like to know the exact source of everyone's statistics. No offence but I think they're made up

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 15:19

Ketchup YABVVVVVU for posting a daily mail link!

OP posts:
SumThucker · 27/04/2017 15:20

Like FUCK am I clicking on a Daily Fail link! What the FUCK are you doing acknowledging that rags existence? Angry

I never read it mind, just like frothing at what I presume they write.

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 15:21

I just spat my tea over the keyboard!

OP posts:
Code42 · 27/04/2017 15:22

I really don't think you want to be fumming with D Goat, OP

DancingLedge · 27/04/2017 15:25

Bleach the keyboard!

Original poster
HairsprayBabe · 27/04/2017 15:26

Dancing Shall I scrub it with the toilet brush!?

OP posts:
floraeasy · 27/04/2017 15:26

I think the goat is writing articles for the DM on the QT.

RedDogsBeg · 27/04/2017 15:31

FGS will you all hurry up and make this thread at least 10 pages long I am here waiting to post my crucial point as I am such a very, very important person who must post this ground breaking point even though it has already been posted several times in the first four pages of the thread, been responded to and the thread has moved on since.

Please note that I am far to important to read the OP's post properly, OP's updates or the whole thread, now do hurry up.

DancingLedge · 27/04/2017 15:35

OP, I think you've had some good advice on here today, some of which must be quite hard to hear.
I was hoping you were able to take some of it on board...

But now, there's only one thing I can say .

I've screwed up my day , and possibly lost a contract, trying to help someone who owns a TOILETBRUSH!!!!

Y AND YR GOAT ABVVVVU!