Read the Damn Post! AIBU

[HairsprayBabe]

This really gets my goat and I probably need to chill the fuck out but I find it so annoying!

Someone will post an AIBU e.g.
DD (9) has done X,Y & Z, I think she is old enough to know better DH disagrees and she is just a kid still WIBU?

Followed by a flood of posters - How old is DD? What age is your daughter? etc....

Sometimes the answer to the question is in the thread title FGS [facepalm]

Some threads are long, I get that but at least read the blinking OP before responding! AIBU and this is something I shouldn't care about?

Sorry haven't read post yet but I'm sure YANBU and that you're probably amazing too. Shame there's no cake or parking pic. Makes reading posts easier

I'd wait till he's 18 Hairspray, next door's goat is a fucker when he's had a few.

Can I serve unchilled fuck with pom bears?

How old is your neighbours goat Sum? I imagine living nextdoor to teen goats is a right PITA

I'd tell them to FOTTFSOGoat if I were in your hooves shoes.

What did you call your goat? Doris?

I'm going to Aldi - what should I buy?

How old is your cow OP?

Vitty, I really don't think you would have asked that if OP was a man.

Well, I think it's pretty hot there at this time of year, Gin, so a very high SPF sun cream would be my recommendation. How long are you going for ?

I don't know his exact age, nor have I actually seen him. I just know he's called Randy and he's old.

Beans - Didn't RTT - does the OP even identity with a gender? And what about the cow?

Oh for goats sake... gender is a social construct.

If you are going to Lidl get the bratwurst, or the crossants

Always marry the man you have children with, otherwise you are too vulnerable whe you end up going part time or become a SAHM - but make sure you get a cleaner, your job is childcare not maid of all work!
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, I think that is about breast feeding.

Holy shit! Have just seen that you served DD unchilled fuck, OP. It put me in hospital, fgs. That's when I realised I had caught Zoflora. I was ill for a month. Ok, I felt like shit but I felt clean and smelled like flowers. Very nasty illness though.

Can you explain with a diagram?

If you had Zoflora you wouldn't be on mumsnet, you would be too I'll to move. It was probably just a cold stop being such a drama queen and pull on your big girl knickers!

ill not I'll

The OP has obviously not tumbled to the fact that the Mumsnet forum is a gossip forum for women with not enough to do.

Ha Strygil dream on.
We may be vipers but we're not that easy to bait.

Letting your goat wear shoes in the house was never going to end well, OP. You need a basket of disposable slippers by your front door, otherwise everyone in your house will be poisoned by horrible germs.

Not RTFT
You and the goat clearly need to get your thyroid levels checked ffs.

I thought it was OK to wear shoes if you shaved the goat.

"Literally by the skin of my teeth" NO! Your teeth don't have skin. Jeez. Numpty. Bet you voted fucking Brexit.

Oops, wrong thread. Requested deletion

If you shave the goat its fur will only grow back thicker. Have you thought of trying one of those NoNo epilators on it instead?

OP, I said I was ill with Zoflora for a month. I am very much recovered and don't need to pull up my big girl knickers, thanks.

Might I suggest you actually read the damn post? Irony? Much.

With that attitude, please don't ever consider getting a goat.

I didn't realise the goat was a Brexiteer ! I take back everything I've said.